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>Be middle aged, gay, white man
>Black boyfriend
>About to give first blow job
>Big black dick
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>Start goin to town
>Try to take it all
>Too big
>Rip corners of mouth >That's how I got these scars
>Meet him later in life >He’s a successful drug dealer >Ask him "Why so serious"?

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>Be in 4th grade, female >Weird kid, always picked on
>Get a friend in same grade, she lives down the street >We hang out nearly every day, have sleepovers, etc. >One night during sleepover we both start masturbating >Neither of us know what porn, sex, or masturbating really >This continues for a

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When I was 11 I shit in the swimming hole I quickly got it out and threw it in a random direction. It hit a kid from my class in the face. From then on he was known as "Shit Clint". I cry at night thinking of what I've done.,funny pictures,dirty-secrets,auto

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>be me 18
>lose superbowl bet
>have to do something horrible
>goes to wallmart employed mainly by blacks
and other races wearing ski mask and nazi
armband
>steal price gun
>mark people and switch product prices >complete chaos in shopping district >security throws me out >next day im on

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I don't let my product cool off for two minutes after
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> Be 24
> Never had any type of surgery
> Time to get wisdom teeth removed
> Nervous as shit
> Nurse comes in administers anesthesia
> Pass the fuck out
> Wake up after what seems like 5 mins
> Anesthesia is still in effect
> Realize I have massive boner
> Nurse trying to not to laugh
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