I used to suffer from F.OM.O. (Fear of missing out.),theoatmeal,missing out
But then I started suffering from O.BI.W.T.GT.F.H. (Out but I want to go the fuck home.),theoatmeal,missing out
Which is why I’m now a firm believer in J.OMO. (Joy of missing out.),theoatmeal,missing out