*me, fighting with twin bro as little kid.
"I'm cooler than you in school. Hahaha!"
Twin bro
"Well, I have more friends!"
"oh yeah! Well, I got more crayons than you! Beat that!
Yeah, but they're all geeks!
*me
*bro
"take that back! Or I'll steal your scissors!"
*dad
"now now, kids, we