-So... after sex, you're going to rip my head off and eat it? And you just talk to me about it?
-Yes, it sounds stupid, but if I don't warn you in writing, it will be considered a violation of the law... and please be quiet... we're in a public place
-You know, I'm not running away from here now just because I'm so shocked that I even wonder what you can offer me.
-well... I'll let you yell "Walhalla!" while you're fucking me... what?.. my girlfriend told me that many of you like it
-Have a last wish?
-Suck it!
-Are you specifically instructed like that? I'm a soldier, damn it, not an... got it... Stupid Votom convention... (disgruntled sounds)
-H-hello, my name is Valera, I'm 23 years old... Oh, yes, I've been alive for 23 years. Something like this-Hi Valera! We are glad that you are with us. Relax, all friends are here
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