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BasedBinkieartistChivalry StarvedcomicsArmored WomenPascal Karrotteno translationJeanne (Chivalry Starved)

Love at first fight

THERE WAS A TIME WHEN MY EGO WENT UNCHECKED
YOU DARE TO STAND AGAINST THE INQUISITION?
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM B*TCH?
I KNOW WHO THOU ART SIR PASCAL,
THE CHOSEN OF TEMPERANCE.
LEAVE THIS PLACE WITH THY DIGNITY,
OR BE STRUCK DOWN LIKE A DOG
BEING THE CHOSEN OF TEMPERANCE, I COULD
SIMPLY DISABLE MOST

TELL ME YOUR NAME SO I'LL REMEMBER THIS SLIGHT
MY NAME?
I AM JEANNE. JUST YOUR AVERAGE WANDERING KNIGHT.
BUT TO THEE? I AM THY END
AT FIRST, ANGER AND HATRED CONSUMED MY HEART
BUT THEN I REALIZED...
GOOD SIR PASCAL, I WILL TELL THEE ONCE AND ONLY ONCE.
IF THOU DARE CROSS PATHS WITH ME ONCE MORE, MY

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Curiousity "The Forbidden Fundamental"

OH GOOD! YOU'RE
LOST! THAT MEANS
WE CAN BEGIN
GOOD QUESTIONS ITCH
BETTER ONES EMBARRASS
THE BEST ONES GET YOU
BANNED FROM LIBRARIES!
MAGIC MISBEHAVES BECAUSE
IT IS BORED! IF YOU TREAT
YOUR MAGIC LIKE A MACHINE
IT WILL BREAK LIKE ONE!
YOU ASK ME IF YOU'RE
WALKING THE RIGHT PATH OF
A MAGE AND I SAY...

THE FUNDAMENTALS OFFER YOU CONSISTENCY, BUT THAT KEEPS YOU COMPLACENT!
THEY WARNED YOU CURIOSITY WOULD HURT YOU. FUNNY HOW IT KEEPS BREAKING THEIR CHAINS INSTEAD
THE MOST DANGEROUS THOUGHT IS NOT DEFIANCE. IT'S INTEREST!
ONCE YOU START ASKING, YOU NEVER KNEEL THE SAME WAY AGAIN. / A purple-haired

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She is the unfamiliar fundamental of Curiousity, Chaos, Magic and Imagination (page incoming!)

Only the most curious can find out about her

Mages that over-cast their spells and lapse into insanity or simply just zero-summing themselves due to miscasting ends up in her realm

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Perfect Princess

THERE ARE VERY FEW WOMEN IN THE WORLD THAT COULD CONTEST THE TSAREVNA'S ELEGANCE
EVERY WORD SHE SPEAKS IS POETRY TO THE SOUL
EVERY SENTENCE RESPIRE FOR THE WEARY
HER SINGING ECHOES THROUGHOUT THE NATION, ENVELOPING THE PEOPLE SHIVERING IN THE COLD WITH A WARM EMBRACE FULL OF LOVE AND HOPE
, , ,
,

THE NATION'S SWEETHEART
RESTS ATOP A CAREFULLY
CONSTRUCTED MOUNTAIN OF LIES
A WEAK AND SICKLY TSAREVNA
COULD NEVER INSPIRE THE
PEOPLE. SHE COULD NEVER LIVE
UP TO THE THRONE
YET HERE WE ARE
WHILE I PLAY THE ROLE YOU'RE
MEANT TO TAKE, YOU SIMPLY ROT
IN YOUR BED. I BECAME WHAT YOU
WERE MEANT TO BE
ALL

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BasedBinkieartistBozena PicklepopChivalry Starvedcomicsno translation

Being an adventurer's guild receptionist can be soul crushing (Bozena's part time job)

DOBRY DEN
SIR JAMIE!
GOOD TO SEE
YOU BACK! ARE
YOU HERE TO
PICK UP ANOTHER
QUEST?
WE GOT FACELESS
RUNNING AMOK
GRAPETREE
VILLAGE RECENTLY,
THAT MIGHT
INTEREST YOU!
DO YOU THINK ME
AS SOME TWO
COPPER KNIGHT
WITH GEAR MADE
OF WET PAPER?
GIVE ME YOUR
MOST
DANGEROUS
BEAST! THIS
SLAYER CRAB
SHALL DO YES!

SIR JAMIE... I KNOW YOUR INTENTIONS ARE NOBLE... BUT THINK OF THE RISKS
IT TAKES A MULTIPLE TRAINED KNIGHTS TO BRING DOWN A SLAYER BEAST
SURELY NO AMOUNT OF GLORY IS WORTH YOUR LIFE RIGHT?
BOZENA YOU ARE A LOVELY WOMAN, BUT YOU KNOW I MUST PROVE MYSELF BEFORE MY FAMILY
THEY MUST TAKE ME BACK INTO

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BasedBinkieartistBelaria (Chivalry Starved)Chivalry Starvedcomicsno translationLord Oakenwood

My sworn nemesis who always challenges me in the worst times (part 4)

LORD OAKENWOOD! QUIT PLAYING WITH YOURSELF AND FACE ME!
YOU BEST BE ON THE LATRINE ALREADY LEST YOU SOIL YOUR TROUSERS IN FEAR!
...ALSO THERE'S A LOT OF LIGHTNING HERE. IT'S FREAKING ME OUT... CAN I JUST COME IN?
OAKENWOOD...? I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE! I STAYED OUT HERE ALL NIGHT
I KNOW WHAT TIME YOU

COULDN'T HELP YOURSELF COULD YOU BELARIA?
IF YOU'VE COME TO FINISH ME OFF, NOW IS A GOOD TIME AS ANY... MY STOMACH IS KILLING ME
GUESS I WON'T BE GETTING A QUICK DEATH
WAM
WHAT A DELECTABLE OPPORTUNITY. THE GREAT LORD OAKENWOOD AT MY MERCY?
YOU SHOULD'VE HIRED GUARDS WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE! NOW ALL

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BasedBinkieartistChivalry Starvedcomicsno translationPippi (Chivalry Starved)Selistra LokustSelistro LokustLord Tomata

Bullies

GOEDENDAG PIPPI!! IT'S BEEN WEEKS! YOU'RE LATE ON PAYMENT! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS RIGHT?
IT MEANS WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE YOUR INSIDES OR PUT YOU IN CHAINS
BUT TELL YOU WHAT!
YOU'RE A JESTER
RIGHT? IF YOU MAKE US LAUGH WITH A JOKE,
WE'LL WIPE YOUR DEBT!
JUST A HINT, BUT MY SISTER ONLY LAUGHS

E-ERR W-WHY SHOULD YOU NEVER CHALLENGE DEATH TO A PILLOW FIGHT?
Y-YOU'RE NOT PREPARED FOR THE REAPER CUSHIONS!
G-GET IT? P-PLEASE LAUGH...
THAT'S IT!? WHERE'S THE VENOM! WHERE'S THE HATRED!? I HEARD YOU'RE A MASTER OF DARK COMEDY!
WE WON'T ACTUALLY HARVEST YOUR ORGANS THOUGH. WE WENT TO SCHOOL

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BasedBinkieartistartcomicsChivalry StarvedEden (Chivalry Starved)no translation

The Ivory Princess Eden. Granddaughter of Authority

OF ALL THE SOULS IN THIS VAST AND TEEMING REALM, THEY CHOSE THEETHEE!TO BE GLUED TO MY SIDE LIKE SOME MELANCHOLY BARNACLE.
WHY COULDN'T IT BE A LOVELY, CAPABLE SORT LIKE THE GREAT ALEXANDRA ATHANA?
I, BORN OF AUTHORITY'S FIRE AND ROYAL SPLENDOR, REQUIRE PROTECTION FROM A PROPER KNIGHT. NOT ONE WHO

WHAT FOE COULD TROUBLE
ME THAT WOULD FALTER
BEFORE THEE? OH, HOW
THE VERY THOUGHT
DELIGHTS MY IMAGINATION!

O CRUEL FATE! TO TETHER ME, A RADIANT BLOSSOM
OF DIVINE LINEAGE, TO A
MORTAL WEED!

BUT WORRY NOT, I
AM NOT SO CRUEL.
THY SERVICES SHALL BE
REWARDED

"FEAR NOT, PRINCESS!"
THOU WOULDEST SAY,

BasedBinkieartistartChivalry Starvedcomicsno translationJeong-HuiEden (Chivalry Starved)

My liege, you must marry ONE of these princesses to seal our alliance, choose wisely!

TREESPEAKER SYRAEL
VOICE OF OLD ZEALAND
+ CAN SPEAK TO THE 'FIRST TREE'
GRANTING HIM FORGOTTEN
ANCIENT KNOWLEDGE
+ AVID TRADING CARD COLLECTOR
FOR SOME REASON
+ DIPLOMATICALLY CONNECTED TO
EVERY NATION
> EXTREME GOSSIPMONGER
- OLDER THAN DIRT, DOES NOT
UNDERSTAND TECHNOLOGY
- MALE
- TREEHUGGER

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Octopus

S-SO THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE YOU'LL GET THE FINEST SHOES IN THE REALM?
QUITE SUSPICIOUS INNIT?
SHOW FEET
S-SO I JUST NEED TO DO THIS?
HMM... NEEDS FURTHER INSPECTION
HUMAN, SIZE 6, AGE 25, SHELTERED LIFE, LIKELY NOBLE DESCENT!
EEEEYAA! WAIT... HOW DID YOU KNOW ALL THAT...?
FUN FACT: OCTOPUS CAN

BasedBinkieartistChivalry Starvedcomicsno translationKiara HaasKvara HaasKlarone HaasPascal KarrotteKlara Haas

Bad Reputation (Part 1)

[I wanted to do a little slice of life to flesh out some character's perspective and soft worldbuilding!]

Karrotte Estate
HEY SIS, YOU EVER WONDER HOW WE MANAGED TO LUCK INTO THIS GIG?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WE'RE JUST A BUNCH OF NO-GOOD BEASTFOLK STINKING UP THIS ESTATE
LIKE... THE PAY IS GOOD AND ALL, BUT THERE'S GOTTA BE A REASON A HUMAN LORD WOULD WANT TO EMPLOY A WHOLE FAMILY OF US, RIGHT?
*YAWN*
WHAT

IF HE DIDN'T NEED GUARDING THAT WOULD BE ONE THING, I WOULDN'T BE COMPLAINING IF THE JOB WAS JUST TO STAND AROUND... BUT EVERY DAY IT'S NEW TROUBLE... JUST HOW MANY ENEMIES HAS THIS MAN MADE?
BECAUSE I SWEAR,
EVERYTIME
SOMEONE COMES
HERE THEY SAY THE
STRANGEST THINGS
WHICH SPELLS BAD
NEWS FOR ME

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Freak Knight Commander Kadri (Redesigned!)

Can an old wolf learn new tricks?

YOU WANNA KNOW
WHY I TAKE IN THE
FREAKS AND
OUTCASTS?

SIMPLE REALLY, I
LIKE PATHETIC
MONGRELS LIKE
YOU, MAKES ME
FEEL LIKE I'M NOT
ALL ALONE

DID YOU REALLY THINK
THAT I'M DIFFERENT
THAN YOU? / A young woman with cat-like features and armor speaks about taking in outcasts, revealing her own sense

STICK WITH ME YOUNG BLOOD, AND I'LL SHOW YOU THAT THIS WORLD IS WORTH BLEEDING FOR
WHAT DO YOU FREAK BOYS ALWAYS SAY? "WE PUSH DEEP AND NEVER PULL OUT"
THAT'S OUR BATTLE STRATEM ALRIGHT!
IT'S... ABOUT BATTLE RIGHT? / A young warrior with cat-like features speaks passionately about battle strategies

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BasedBinkieartistChivalry StarvedcomicsBunnysuitno translationQuinn Murphy

Dayjob

Q-QUINN IS THAT YOU!? WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT UNIFORM...
YOU IN A JOB OR SOMETHING? THAT A DISGUISE?
YOU ERR..NEED ANY HELP? / A skeleton in uniform questions another figure about their attire while offering assistance.,BasedBinkie,artist,Chivalry Starved,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons

M-MISTER MALONE! WHAT A... SURPRISE!
O-OH YEAH! I WOULD NEVER BE A COURIER! I'M INFLTRATING A DANGEROUS CULT!
I HAVE A VERY SERIOUS AND SUCCESSFUL JOB AT NIGHT Y-YEAH! I'M ACTUALLY MAKING LOADS OF COIN!
I'M STILL HIP AND RELEVANT! / A young woman nervously explains her presence to Mister Malone,

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Overworked courier beyond her prime

MORNING SWEETIE YOU GOT ANOTHER LETTER~ YOU'RE PRETTY POPULAR AREN'T YOU?
ONE OF THESE DAYS, I MIGHT JUST SLIP IN MY OWN LOVE LETTER
OH DON'T BE SO RED, I WAS JUST KIDDING! MY ROMANTIC DAYS ARE LONG GONE / A young woman dressed in vintage attire holds up a letter while teasing someone about their

BESIDES MY SOUL HAS BEEN TAKEN, BROKEN AND SHOT OUT OF THE CANNON THANKS TO THIS JOB
DID YOU KNOW THERE'S ONLY 12 COURIERS LEFT IN THIS CITY? THE REST QUIT OR DIED
PLEASE JUST GIVE ME MY MAIL MA'AM
BUT HEY IF YOU'RE INTO EMPTY HUSKS... I GUESS YOU'RE IN LUCK! / A female courier humorously complains

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