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(mom ): a guy named Mike called for you, and a guy named Josh... and a Stewart.
(me): okay
(mom): I have a nursery rhyme for you! twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs they're not a door:)
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Hmmm... What should I do today?
Should I gc^, snowboarding up on my favourite mountains?
Should I enjoy one of my countries many ,warm sandy beaches?
Should I drink some mother fucking
(This is supposed to be a beach)
CANADIAN BEER?
Should I play the absolute
Should I try arguing with an

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Sometimes your kids give hints that they won't be taking a girl to the prom
And finally, my face if you hit the it button
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How would an 18 year old guy react if he found out his 12 year old sister just started her period today?
Whats the most likely

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*Going to play my new xbox*
IT'S FUCKING GORGEOUS.
thinking i have to push the button to turn it on, I barely touch it and it turns on*
*turing it on and off for hours is more entertaining than the actually playing the xbox*
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ME: what’s for dinner
MOM: Chck rc cr mush
ME: ..what
MOM: IF YOU WERE HOME YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO ASK
f- MOM: Tacos or meat loaf for dinner? 4
ME: Tacos
MOM: Bring your appetite. When will you be home?
mom: Eta?
MOM: ???
ME: Can you pick me up at 6:45? My phone is going to die.

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3. a bulls horns grow directly from it's upper jaw.
4. If you put headphones on a chipanzee and play a slow song, it will be able to type out the lyrics.
5. In the remains of the 9/11 flight, there were two bodies found in the toilet, (if you were gonna die you'd join the mile high club too)
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$Derping around in the traffical theory class. When the lovebirds start getting annoying Can I draw a heart](sure. ,gn your back? M \ He sits with the pen on her back for a few seconds... I When: Nothing .Comes! /■ Just continue ( i He does as she say, but: No, seriously, it wont$

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*le drunken making our with hot girl* * ^ K, I have to go but I’ll facebook you!
AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA TU Ne.x't D^...
A wild friend request appears! *click*
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ni„ Sprint <9
23:01
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He was super controlling and condescending.
And you're an amazing individual. I can't believe you put up with me.
I don't deserve you.
Good thing I'm not like that. Now don't stay out past midnight honey and make sure you brush your teeth Mmkay snookums
Aug 24,

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