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FIRST OFF let me say if ur sensitive ass is allergic to any food then don't bring ur ass in my restraunt..I'm so tired of all these people comin in sayin they allergic to shit..I'm too busy to be tryin to figure out what ur GLUTEN FREE ass can and cannot eat..bitch if u allergic to tomatos then why
Respectful man
Will lay his hand on your waist, not on your arse
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Michael
Girl : Am I pretty?
Boy : NO.
Girl : Do you want to be with me forever?
Boy : NO.
Girl : Would you cry if I walked away?
Boy : NO.
She heard enough, and was hurt. She walked away, tears ran down her face. The boy grabbed her arm.
Boy : Your not pretty, your beautiful. I don't want
Rabotnicki
Kicking MZT's ass since 1991
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^Wanna know a secret?
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^When I first saw you when we were in 2nd grade, I thought you were the prettiest girl in the world. And I still do.
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Apr 10,20121:41 PM
Your such a bitch!
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OMG your so annoying!
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Stop doing that, your pissing me off!
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Fine! I'm gonna kick you’re ass!
Pissing people off
Is much easier than it might seem
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