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someone tells me I can't do It... you bet your fucking ass I can. I will prove you wrong.
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*me texting a girl I am quite keen on
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Her: If you could be anywhere right now where woulc you be?
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This is your chance! Time to be real smooth.
Her: If you could be anywhere right now where woulc you be?
Me: Right next to you... What about you?
Me: Right next to you... What

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So about 30 minutes ago I left for Burger King, and i pulled out of my neighborhood behind this brown jeep. The license plate read "JOHNSCR" (this is important, remember this) and it had a tire cover with a smiley face. I followed it all the way to BK by coincidence, but as I neared BK I took a

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Open Question
Can I get pregnant from my dog?
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So this is kind of weird uhm i got drunk by myself in my room this one time and i was reafly torn n i got naked n bent over n my dog did me from the back
1 put his pink weiner sn me n ya im scared of gctin pregnant hdp
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Hey DJ! Play "It's like that"!
Me seeing ^girl with RUN DMC shirt on the dance floor
*It's like that, ana that's the way...*
Hey wanna dance, gurl? Oh...I don't
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You owe me 5 Bucks
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me trying to sleep on the awesomly drawn bed Then i tried to cover my face with the pillow because there was too much light and i was to lazy to move my ass r~v
The i felt something very heavy sitting on the pillow Thinking it was my little brother i gave him a punch so he would get off

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