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□ Anonymous 03/02/11 (Wed)23:07:35 No.313233694
>be at school (back in highschool)
>feel a huge turd pushing out of my anus >run to the toilet
>choose the most segregated and isolated toilet >last floor, for both genders (so girls rarely use it)
>get in a stall
>going to shit badly OH SHIT
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Oh,
My Life Is Average
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The other day I had a paper conference with my teacher. She had said that if I made a few changes to the paper before the conference I would have a B. I walked in her office and immediately noticed the life-sized card-board
Oh hey What'3
Steve! Your cheeks look a little flushed, wrong?
Yo Greg! Yeah I'm a little cold to be honest. All the heat escapes from my head even though I have a wicked-ass afro!
That sucks bro! I have this hat you can have if you want? Apparently it's been passed down through loads of famous
*once up on a time at my friends home*
fme
*friends
^suddenly a wild stomache grumble appears and i remember the hot and spicey chili i've eaten yesterday
execuse me good friends, i need to use your toilet
haha... yeah.. of course like small., haha. cya
no problem, keep it small, haha
POKKR
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