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*staying with my grandmother*
*le me 6-8 years old*
I
*she sleeps in the bed with me sometimes and she wears this nightie thing*
* in the night I pull it up and try to spoon with her.
*
*try to get penis against naked skin*
*My face when I was essentially trying to fuck my grandma MY FUCKING

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*8 year old me walking home from school*
HATERS GONNA HATE
*Hear two guys talking behind me*
*You get his legs. I'll get his mouth*
*Just get him into the van, we need to go!*
*Turn around to see how far away they are*
I heard you did really well today. Do you want some icecream?,funny

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One
WEEK
LATER...
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This is me after going on my first roller coasters with friends.
•friends
"Wow, I think I'm good for another as long as we don't go on that big one"
"hey, we should go on the big one next"
•Wait what?",funny pictures,auto,rage comics,baww,yao ming face,smile,numb face,bad poker face,determined

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i normally have wussied out in all these violence situations, e.g. just walked away when a random dude bashed me. this is a true story...
visiting my dad in spain and partying at a concert there.
when suddenly i see this stunning girl!
so, first step of breaking the habit: TALK TO THE GIRL I

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♦8th Grade
I'm gonna make millions of dollars after high school and college!
♦Senior Year of High School
I'm gonna be pulling in six figures after i get my business degree!
♦Senior Year of College
•On« Month Aft#r Graduation
Ifii take anything.,funny pictures,auto,rage comics,life,college

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*resturant or whatever the fuck
*waitress
So that’s a new york strip medium well with mashed potatoes?^
yep.
And what would you like to drink?
Yeah could i get a Coke? ✓
Phanks.
Okay here’s your order.
This is a tribute to Alexa the most amazing waitress of all time.
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