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anon_en

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You know what?
Challenge
accepted.
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Man... I wish I had the guts to talk to her. She's so cute...
Yo, babez. Check out the guns. Wanna go back to my place and get freaky?
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But-But-Buthe'sa douche. And I'm not... And he's... he's...
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... He Is a lucky bastard.
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anon_en

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5 year old me making up words
farttart, weiner bomb, pooptube
everyone in calssroom loling
penis!
classroom gets dead fucking quiet
what is it guys?
teacher raging at me
^A
what did I do I only was making up words
you will stay inside for recess!
Okay
I get home later in the day
Mom:

anon_en

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I don't understand!
Can't you explain this again?
Well... I guess I can
Rest of class: Y u no understand?!
Dumb bitch leaves class
Teacher: Bla bla bla... math stuff
Having math class
Dumb bitch in
Le teacher
30 minutes later
Teacher: And that is
how u solve the math stuff
Where did

anon_en

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Found something!
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No: 99 999 999 Dups:00 DOB: 08/22/1979 Sex: F Class: CM Eyes: BRO
Endorse: PSTX Height: 5*04" ComiMed Rstr"
Issued: 10/31/2007 Expires: 08/23/2011
Organ donor
Later at Derpette's house...,funny pictures,auto,rage comics,black humour,accident,organ,derrp,wat

anon_en

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Le after sex
BEST SEX
EVER!
Right?
Yeah,
totally!,funny pictures,auto,rage comics,i lied,sex,fucking,happy rage fac,pfftch

anon_en

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WITH 8 YEARS OLD
looook derp with all those girls around him, what a faggot! ® ®
WITH 15 YEARS OLD
What an asshole not to share with us !,funny pictures,auto,rage comics,happy,wait a minute face,pfftch,lol guy,age,girls

anon_en

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$WRTICMM CHHCHHH a\mtf pff-.rc- *jokingly sending omip; female friend PfKHH CHHHH a dirty text OiMCH A Hov; about I come over and sandwich myself betv/een your legs? ;) *le beep beep Hey, this is Derpina’s mom. I confiscated her phone.$

anon_en

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*8 year old me holding candy as a suprise for mom
Candy escapes from my hand and I quickly pick it up and hide it
*Mom talking on phone
"What was that?"
POKKR FACE
"Nothing"
"Huh? No it's not"
"Was that my phone!?!"
"Give me my phone! !"
POKKR FACE
"Mom, look in your hand"
*Sudden

anon_en

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Derp can you watch my dog today?
Lernrr.e check if i have enough Peanut butter,funny pictures,auto,rage comics,pfftch,conecntrated,dog,peanut butter,that's just gross

anon_en

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♦first day of new school*
QQ
*me standing alone*
^General Welcoming conversation*
"wait derp there's one more thing1
BRAIN- WHAT TRIP??!!?*
*Girl pushes me over her boyfriend who is kneeling down behind me*
foreve
LOL
r
FJ 2.
'Right derp got to go now cya"
"Nice meeting you, cya round"

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