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How to use a selfie stick without bothering others.,selfie stick,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,how to
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Trust is a tricky thing.,oatmeal,cats,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,fail,the oatmeal
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and placing yourself in tine hands of another ----------v-,oatmeal,cats,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,fail,the oatmeal
It means Inanding over what is most precious to you,oatmeal,cats,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,fail,the oatmeal
and saying “Here, this is yours,oatmeal,cats,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,fail,the oatmeal
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Trust means making yourself vulnerable,oatmeal,cats,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,fail,the oatmeal
J. exposing your tender underbelly,,oatmeal,cats,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,fail,the oatmeal
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Trust is tine foundation of love.,oatmeal,cats,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,fail,the oatmeal
Its how we truly connect with one anoth- SHI T,oatmeal,cats,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,fail,the oatmeal

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What a mobile uuebsi+e is SUppOS^d to do readable on this What every major news outlet is doing= Turning this Logo Navigation Sidebar Content £ //? ! \ I Into this The Oatmeal,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,site,mobile
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I am not a happy person. When I tell people this, they infer that I am unhappy. They assume my status is binary^ •O either I’m ajoyous triumph, They recognize no spectrum, only two states of being > happy —— and —■ unhappy.,happiness,person,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons
But I’ve never felt 'happy.’ I’ve felt joy. I’ve felt bliss. But those feelings are ephemeral. Being 'happy’ implies permanence. It implies you completed all the prerequisites. And now you get to sit atop your giant pile of happy, forever.,happiness,person,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics &
It implies you won. r^( Уои beat the end boss. ~—■,happiness,person,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons
When I disparage this idea of happiness, the counter-argument is always the same^ "Oh I krouj! It's all about the journey. The conversation about "theJourney" is always coupled with the idea that the Journey is ajoyous one, rich with smiles and fun and laughter. Also,Journeys require endpoints
The problem with 'happy* is a lot like the problem with Pluto. Several years ago, Pluto lost its designation as a planet, which caused a lot of Uproar. But Pluto itself was never the problem. It’s our definition of 'planet* that was the problem. 'Planet* comes from a Greek word, meaning
Our sense of happiness is so brittle, it can be destroyed simply by asking whether or not it exists.,happiness,person,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons
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It’s beautiful. Thank you. I l,happiness,person,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons
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Does it make you Glorkappy? I Glorkappy?,happiness,person,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons
УеаЬ, Glorkappy. It’s when you generally feel good all the time. 1 Уои smile a lot because you’re fulfilled.,happiness,person,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons
Oh, I don't know. Ijust like SlargNakking. Sometimes my arms hurt from lifting these, and sometimes I get frustrated. But I find it meaningful.,happiness,person,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons
I guess I never really thought about it until now. I guess I’m not all that Glorkappy. I guess I’m UnGlorkappy.,happiness,person,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons
That’s too bad. It really 1б beautiful, though. Thank you. x.-,happiness,person,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons
Maybe I’m just built differently. Maybe I was born anxious and angry and this is bow I find peace with tbe universe. Maybe I truly am miserable, and everyone else is feeling something I’m not. Or maybe they’re all full of shit. It’s irrelevant. Because I’m not happy, and I don’t pretend to be.
I run over mountains until my toenails fall off. I run until my feet bleed and my skin burns and my bones scream. I read. I read long, complicated books about very smart things. And I read short, silly books about very stupid things. I read until their stories are more fascinating to me than

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My dog has two speeds= Zero miles-per-hour SHIT-yEAH-LlGHTSPEED-MOTHERFUCKER miles-per-hour The Oatmeal,dogs,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,speed
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If my dogs were a pair of middle-aqed men,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dogs,what if,memes,men,age
Hey! Wanna play? I brought my favorite toy!,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dogs,what if,memes,men,age
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OUTDOORS LOOK. A MECHANIZED APEMONSTERi ASSERT DOMINANCE! LOUD NOISES'. STRENGTH AND HONOR! ^ L,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dogs,what if,memes,men,age
INDOORS ■& TVtW» TWS -tf®*” RUN. JENKINS! RUN WITH THE LEGS GOD GAVE E)OU!,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dogs,what if,memes,men,age
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First thing* I am lonely, and would very much like to sit on your lap,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dogs,what if,memes,men,age
My face is LlTERALLy a Slip rV Slide of tears. \ I,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dogs,what if,memes,men,age
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SECOND THING; I have dried shit stuck to my bum,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dogs,what if,memes,men,age
He's petting me, but with WARM WATER. which I find inexplicably AGONIZING.,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dogs,what if,memes,men,age






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For fuck’s sake, Higgins, I said to pack CRAMPONS. The Oatmeal I,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,packing,food,meal,fail
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