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Why do we still have no smoking signs up? That makes no sense.$Now we can't fucking smoke anywhere, so why are there signs? It's the law, I understand the law, we don't have signs for any other law to remind us all the time.*You'll see me in the corner of a nightclub fisting a small animal going%
00:00:00; 31 Mar 2010link0
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Beware of Older Women


I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.

She looked OK for a 61 year-old.

In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and had a bit of a cuddle and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.

'What's that?' I asked.

It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

I said, 'No,' - excitedly.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.

I went back to her place.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'


13:03:37; 10 Mar 2014link4
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the walking dead tv shows tv series jokes pun more in comments 

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01:11:15; 19 Feb 2014link18
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funny pictures auto wasp joke 

It's mission in nature is to fuck shit up where ever it goes.It does not pollinate things.It does not make honey.It is not a bee.It is a motherfucking wasp.This is a wasp.Do you see thisP Do you know what this isP1You cannot battle the wasp. The wasp is never alone.It is always accompanied by
00:00:00; 31 Mar 2010 link 0
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Me and my friends derping around at the lunch table.The one friend that heard it screams in laughter. He then decides-When I decided to ,tell a joke.To stand up and preceed to tell the exact same joke to everybodyAnd thats hen the HOLE fucking lunchroom bursts into tears fron laughingThat was the
00:00:00; 31 Mar 2010link0
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(HI HONEY, IT'S DAD. IS YOUR MUM THERE?/Vi? SHE'S UPSTAIRS WITH UNCLE FRANK!UM HONEY. YOU DON'T HAVE AN UNCLE FRANK.YES I DO! AND HIM' AND MUMMY ARE IN THE BEDROOM W)TH NO CLOTHES!I SEE. CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOUR?RUN UP STAIRS AND SHOUT YOU'VE JUST SEEN PADDY'S CAR PULL UP ON THE DRIVEWAY. CAN YOU DO
00:00:00; 31 Mar 2010link0
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Hey Sherry! I have a queston!When you take a shower do you use conditioner or a fire extinguisher?tufuf. hehe snort* hahaha!GET UP! Hehe, you're hair looks like fire! Haha!Seriously? That has to be the lamest thing you have ever said![Hey, I bet I know why is hair is so longf)Because whenever
00:00:00; 31 Mar 2010link0
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Somesle Talk to strangers!your question on Omeolelfunniest dirty joke?Stranger 1:1 got this.Stranger 2: ok shootStranger 1: A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they see a little boy. The priest says "Let's fuck him!" and the rabbi says, "Out of What?"Stranger 1: Bam.Stranger 1:
00:00:00; 31 Mar 2010link0
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funny pictures auto joke exam student Pokemon 

Today we wrote our exams.After half an hour one student stood up and said "Fuck this shit, I'm gonna be a pokemon trainer!"Then he left the room.,funny pictures,auto,joke,exam,student,Pokemon
00:00:00; 31 Mar 2010link0
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