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Why do we still have no smoking signs up? That makes no sense.$Now we can't fucking smoke anywhere, so why are there signs? It's the law, I understand the law, we don't have signs for any other law to remind us all the time.*You'll see me in the corner of a nightclub fisting a small animal going%
00:00:00; 31 Mar 2010link0
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Beware of Older Women


I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.

She looked OK for a 61 year-old.

In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and had a bit of a cuddle and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.

'What's that?' I asked.

It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

I said, 'No,' - excitedly.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.

I went back to her place.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'


13:03:37; 10 Mar 2014link4
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20:43:43; 12 Jun 2014link0
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01:11:15; 19 Feb 2014link18
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1.It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.2.Its important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.3.It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.4.It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and
00:00:00; 31 Mar 2010link0
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The missus came home steaming drunk last night. "You up for some role play action, babe?" She asked with a wink. "Not really." I replied."Oh, come on." She said. "We can act out ANY scene, from ANY film you want."Walking over to her with a huge smile on my face, I noticed her expression change. She
00:00:00; 31 Mar 2010link0
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It's mission in nature is to fuck shit up where ever it goes.It does not pollinate things.It does not make honey.It is not a bee.It is a motherfucking wasp.This is a wasp.Do you see thisP Do you know what this isP1You cannot battle the wasp. The wasp is never alone.It is always accompanied by
00:00:00; 31 Mar 2010link0
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(HI HONEY, IT'S DAD. IS YOUR MUM THERE?/Vi? SHE'S UPSTAIRS WITH UNCLE FRANK!UM HONEY. YOU DON'T HAVE AN UNCLE FRANK.YES I DO! AND HIM' AND MUMMY ARE IN THE BEDROOM W)TH NO CLOTHES!I SEE. CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOUR?RUN UP STAIRS AND SHOUT YOU'VE JUST SEEN PADDY'S CAR PULL UP ON THE DRIVEWAY. CAN YOU DO
00:00:00; 31 Mar 2010link0
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