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In the town of old Kenosha marched some troubled rogues one day
Held hammers high above their heads, and looking for affray
No one dared to ask their business, no one dared to make a din
Save for one young man among them with an AR on a sling
AR on a sling
In this town there were some outlaws bound to teachings of the Red,
Many soi bois were among them as were trannies overfed,
They were vicious, prone to violence, burning gas stations and more,
And their leader rode a skateboard rolling swiftly on the floor,
Swiftly on the floor.
Now young man started talkin', made it plain to folks around
He was there to stop the mob from burnin' businesses to ground.
Didn't look like much the tough guy 'cept for one important thing,
And that thing of course an AR riding tautly on a sling
Tautly on a sling
Now the night was passing quickly as the mob moved wielding flame
And the youth called out to halt them when they spotted him as game
He was running down the pavement when a lout caused him to trip
And tempted the soi leader with with the skateboard on his hip
Skateboard on his hip
It was over in a moment as the folks had gathered round,
The skater sought the rifle as the youth lay on the ground,
Oh he might have went on livin' but forgot one major thing
And he fell down shot dead by the kid with AR on a sling
AR on a sling
A RRR
A RRR
He fell down shot dead by the kid with AR on a sling
Held hammers high above their heads, and looking for affray
No one dared to ask their business, no one dared to make a din
Save for one young man among them with an AR on a sling
AR on a sling
In this town there were some outlaws bound to teachings of the Red,
Many soi bois were among them as were trannies overfed,
They were vicious, prone to violence, burning gas stations and more,
And their leader rode a skateboard rolling swiftly on the floor,
Swiftly on the floor.
Now young man started talkin', made it plain to folks around
He was there to stop the mob from burnin' businesses to ground.
Didn't look like much the tough guy 'cept for one important thing,
And that thing of course an AR riding tautly on a sling
Tautly on a sling
Now the night was passing quickly as the mob moved wielding flame
And the youth called out to halt them when they spotted him as game
He was running down the pavement when a lout caused him to trip
And tempted the soi leader with with the skateboard on his hip
Skateboard on his hip
It was over in a moment as the folks had gathered round,
The skater sought the rifle as the youth lay on the ground,
Oh he might have went on livin' but forgot one major thing
And he fell down shot dead by the kid with AR on a sling
AR on a sling
A RRR
A RRR
He fell down shot dead by the kid with AR on a sling
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Long jokes with a twist are the best kind of long jokes.
The longest jokes usually last until the next morning, but they are some of the funniest jokes ever. Nonsense long jokes and neat jokes are quite popular on the Internet.
The best long jokes include funny long stories, really long jokes without punchlines, long story jokes with long setups, and cool story jokes. You can also include funny paragraph jokes and narrative jokes for a change. So, without waiting any longer, let's go through this best selection of the funniest long jokes for kids and adults alike.
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Clean and funny long jokes
Everyone finds jokes that are long to be hilarious!
Here is a great list of some of the best jokes that are long. You might find a really long joke without a punchline here, but these jokes are hilarious and could easily be your joke of the day.
My friend once called some house painters to his house to work. He wanted them to paint his porch. After a few hours, the house painters came back for payment as their job was complete. Before they left they told my friend that they had liked painting his car, but it's not really a Porsche.
2. There is a skeleton in our neighborhood who always knows that something bad might happen long before it actually does. In fact, he has become quite famous and when a TV crew interviewed him about the reason behind this ability, the skeleton finally revealed his secret: he could feel the bad vibes in his bones.
3. I had visited a cafe one day with my friends. The barista recommended us to try their special coffee. We agreed and soon the coffee arrived. While drinking the coffee, we realized that it tastes like dirt and mud. Disgusted by the fact, we all immediately complained. The alarmed waiter hurries up and says, "Well, sir, it was freshly ground coffee!"
4. Once a family was eating dinner when the youngest child asked his father if the worms tasted good when we ate them. Both parents reprimanded the child and told him that these things should not be discussed during dinner. When the father asked the boy after dinner why he had asked that question, he replied, "Dad, I think the worms taste good because there was one in your noodles."
5. After Sunday church, the priest would hand each of us an orange and a large cookie. Once a little girl lied and took two oranges, but the priest told her that she should not lie because God is watching. So the girl took two cookies and lied about it. When asked why she did that, she said because she thought God was only looking at the oranges.
6. Once, during an adventure, a farmer named Bryan Clay stumbled upon a cave and found a magic lamp. As he rubbed the lamp, a Genie appeared and asked him what his wish was. The farmer told him that he would have liked to be very rich. The Genie said okay and asked him, "Okay, Mr. Very Rich Clay, what is your second wish?"
7. I went to this haunted house to explore. It was near the forest, so the local guide warned me that I might find some animals there. Sure enough, there was a panda. When I offered it some food, it surprised me because it suddenly started talking. It turned out that it was a ghost panda and it was just eating bam-boooooo!
8. When a group of robbers entered the bank, their leader approached the manager and asked him to open the vault. He threatened the manager by saying, "If you try to do anything clever, you're a fiction." The manager was confused and asked, "Don't you mean 'You are history'?" The thief angrily replied, "Don't change the subject, okay?"
9. I was once in the library when a man came in asking for ham and cheese. The librarian politely told him he was in a library. The man first apologized and then whispered to the librarian, "Can I please have some ham and cheese?"
10. I was in my garden when I learned that my father had fallen off a 20-foot ladder and was in the hospital. I rushed to the hospital expecting my father to have some major fractures, but he was fine except for some minor cuts. When I told him it was a miracle, he disagreed and said, "Son, I had just fallen off the first step of the ladder."
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Long jokes with a twist are the best kind of long jokes.
The longest jokes usually last until the next morning, but they are some of the funniest jokes ever. Nonsense long jokes and neat jokes are quite popular on the Internet.
The best long jokes include funny long stories, really long jokes without punchlines, long story jokes with long setups, and cool story jokes. You can also include funny paragraph jokes and narrative jokes for a change. So, without waiting any longer, let's go through this best selection of the funniest long jokes for kids and adults alike.
If you're interested in more such jokes and puns, check out these articles: what do you call a man jokes and what do you call a man?
Clean and funny long jokes
Everyone finds jokes that are long to be hilarious!
Here is a great list of some of the best jokes that are long. You might find a really long joke without a punchline here, but these jokes are hilarious and could easily be your joke of the day.
My friend once called some house painters to his house to work. He wanted them to paint his porch. After a few hours, the house painters came back for payment as their job was complete. Before they left they told my friend that they had liked painting his car, but it's not really a Porsche.
2. There is a skeleton in our neighborhood who always knows that something bad might happen long before it actually does. In fact, he has become quite famous and when a TV crew interviewed him about the reason behind this ability, the skeleton finally revealed his secret: he could feel the bad vibes in his bones.
3. I had visited a cafe one day with my friends. The barista recommended us to try their special coffee. We agreed and soon the coffee arrived. While drinking the coffee, we realized that it tastes like dirt and mud. Disgusted by the fact, we all immediately complained. The alarmed waiter hurries up and says, "Well, sir, it was freshly ground coffee!"
4. Once a family was eating dinner when the youngest child asked his father if the worms tasted good when we ate them. Both parents reprimanded the child and told him that these things should not be discussed during dinner. When the father asked the boy after dinner why he had asked that question, he replied, "Dad, I think the worms taste good because there was one in your noodles."
5. After Sunday church, the priest would hand each of us an orange and a large cookie. Once a little girl lied and took two oranges, but the priest told her that she should not lie because God is watching. So the girl took two cookies and lied about it. When asked why she did that, she said because she thought God was only looking at the oranges.
6. Once, during an adventure, a farmer named Bryan Clay stumbled upon a cave and found a magic lamp. As he rubbed the lamp, a Genie appeared and asked him what his wish was. The farmer told him that he would have liked to be very rich. The Genie said okay and asked him, "Okay, Mr. Very Rich Clay, what is your second wish?"
7. I went to this haunted house to explore. It was near the forest, so the local guide warned me that I might find some animals there. Sure enough, there was a panda. When I offered it some food, it surprised me because it suddenly started talking. It turned out that it was a ghost panda and it was just eating bam-boooooo!
8. When a group of robbers entered the bank, their leader approached the manager and asked him to open the vault. He threatened the manager by saying, "If you try to do anything clever, you're a fiction." The manager was confused and asked, "Don't you mean 'You are history'?" The thief angrily replied, "Don't change the subject, okay?"
9. I was once in the library when a man came in asking for ham and cheese. The librarian politely told him he was in a library. The man first apologized and then whispered to the librarian, "Can I please have some ham and cheese?"
10. I was in my garden when I learned that my father had fallen off a 20-foot ladder and was in the hospital. I rushed to the hospital expecting my father to have some major fractures, but he was fine except for some minor cuts. When I told him it was a miracle, he disagreed and said, "Son, I had just fallen off the first step of the ladder."
For more funny kids jokes visit
https://funnyjokes.work/100-funny-kids-jokes/
God Wants Me to be a Pedophile! And I Accepted!!
God Wants Me to be a Pedophile! And I Accepted!!God has given me a mission due to my attraction towards chil dren and my skills in masturbation and exhibitionism. I see myself as a gentle, caring man, who simply loves chil dren.
God gave me a wonderful penis and testicles that I am able to share with these chil dren. God specifically wants me to share this gift with young girls – and I feel like it touches a deeply emotional part of me to see the face of an young girl, curiously watching as I expose my penis to her. As I become fully erect, I show her what a real man looks like!
I can imagine smiling warmly at a single girl, or even a group of girls as they watch me masturbate. I can see this moment as a very powerful dynamic for me, especially in those final moments when I know I will soon ejaculate. I speak to them, asking them to watch closely as I know the end is near!
The girls watch as my penis becomes very rigid, and then pulses as my semen erupts from it explosively. God wants me to show these girls what a real man looks like in all his glory. There is a no more beautiful sight to see than my still erect penis, semen dripping down onto my testicles . Enjoying the last spasms of my orgasm, I tell them, “this is what God wants me to show you”!
I feel like it would mean the world for me to do God’s bidding – to have them there watching this whole process and seeing what a man does with his penis – seeing me masturbate and cum for them. This is truly my gift from God!!
Many, many years ago in Hawaii:
I’d been hanging out poolside when I noticed a woman with three young girls. Oldest about 9, others younger including a toddler. I was interested in the 9 year old and wondered when she might be making a run to the changing rooms (bathrooms!)
She had a pretty two piece bathing suit on and I saw her get up and start walking over to the bath house restrooms. I had overheard her mother calling her TJ at the pool.
I got up and went around quickly, so as she got closer to where I was, I called over to her “TJ! Would you like to play with my little boy?”
She was surprised that I knew her name and allowed me to lead her over to the changing huts – the one for men…
I told her to wait a minute and went inside to make sure no one else was in there. I went out and asked her to come in and meet my son.
We went in and I asked her if she could see my son. She was looking around at the benches and around the room and didn’t see him.
“Where is your son” she asked me. I told her that he was probably hiding – and said “let’s go look”. I led her over to one of the stalls in the bathroom – telling her that he was playing hide and seek~!
We entered a stall, and I closed the door. As she turned toward me, I told her “you are such a pretty little girl, but I don’t like that swimsuit. Would you mind taking that off for me please?”
I could tell that she was scared. I told her in a firm voice that I was waiting, and would she like me to help her undress.
She removed the top, and then pulled the bottoms off. She was now standing naked in front of me and I told her that I liked what I saw.
I pulled down my shorts, telling her that I’d remove my clothes too. I could feel the familiar urges in my groin as I reached down and started to massage my now firm penis. I said to her, “This is what a real man looks like! I hope you like what you see…”
As she watched me masturbate, I came quickly and reached out to her, my hand covered with cum. I told her that she was special and that she could get dressed and leave.
I left the changing area and watched as that wonderful little girl came out the door behind me. Still nude. And crying. And probably with my semen still on her shoulder where I had touched her….
This is how I serve God and use the gift of my penis that was given to me!
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