A boy catching his parents fucking each other in the bedroom.The mom was yelling fuck my pussy!
The dad was shouting grind my dick!
The boy asked.Mommy?Daddy?What does Pussy and Dick mean?
The parents said Coats and Hats

The boy heardhis parents fighting.
Mom:YOU BASTARD!
Dad:YOU BITCH!
Boy:Mommy?Daddy?What does Bitches and Bastard mean?
Mom and Dad:Ladies and Gentleman

The next day the little family had comany.There Relatives were coming!The boy opened the door for them and started saying…
Boy:Alrght you Bitches and Bastards!Hang your dicks and pussies on the hooks and come sit down! :) want anything to drink?