It'll be cover up by clothes though so it'll still work.
I walk in holding my store-bought snacks. 9/10 times not one of these minimum wage shlubs don't even say a word.
1/10 I get either one very very new kid, or some manager who has convinced himself he's somehow more important than the pimply-faced ticket-rippers. That conversation goes like this:
"Sir, you can't take that into the theater."
"Betcha I can. They're not that heavy."
"I MEAN, we don't allow outside food or beverages into the theater."
"Oh, I see, so what you're offering right now, is to refund my ticket immediately, so I still have time to go across town to your competing theater and watch the same movie there?"
"... Well..."
"Listen... The reality is that you have absolutely NO power to FORCE me to pay triple of a normal price for some of the cheapest-to-produce snack foods on the continent. That option doesn't exist for you. What you have the power decide is if I give YOU money for ONE ticket, or spend that money at your competitor. What shall it be?"
".............Enjoy your show... Sir."
"Thank you."
1/10 I get either one very very new kid, or some manager who has convinced himself he's somehow more important than the pimply-faced ticket-rippers. That conversation goes like this:
"Sir, you can't take that into the theater."
"Betcha I can. They're not that heavy."
"I MEAN, we don't allow outside food or beverages into the theater."
"Oh, I see, so what you're offering right now, is to refund my ticket immediately, so I still have time to go across town to your competing theater and watch the same movie there?"
"... Well..."
"Listen... The reality is that you have absolutely NO power to FORCE me to pay triple of a normal price for some of the cheapest-to-produce snack foods on the continent. That option doesn't exist for you. What you have the power decide is if I give YOU money for ONE ticket, or spend that money at your competitor. What shall it be?"
".............Enjoy your show... Sir."
"Thank you."
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but that belly looks like a happy sleeping face on a second frame :)