Alternate Names For Everyday Things...

SMALL BREASTS SHOULD BE CALLED PETITS. HEMORRHOIDS SHOULD BE CALLED ASSTROIDS. * THE BACKS OF KNEES SHOULD BE CALLED KNEEPITS. DAMAGED GOODS SHOULD BE CALLED "BADS." OUTDATED MEMES SHOULD BE CALLED MEMERIES. A DRIVEWAY SHOULD BE CALLED A PARKWAY, AND A PARKWAY SHOULD BE CALLED A DRIVEWAY.