My email is a monster,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,email,monster
who sits atop my computer.,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,email,monster
He’s incredibly polite.,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,email,monster
He never means to be a bother. r Hey- 1 know you're busy. [ but di d you get that thing 1 1 sent you? a1 \,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,email,monster
He really doesn’t.,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,email,monster
But he still manages to be a chore. Pi never-ending errand.,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,email,monster
And I know that’s not his intention. Maybe the emails are super important. Maybe someone is on a deadline. Maybe someone Just misses me. *,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,email,monster
Perhaps email itself is to blame. It is a broken protocol that demands verbosity. From: Nancy GurgleMeat Dearest Matthew. My sincerest apologies for not writing sooner. How have you been? fire you well? I am emailing to inquire as to your ability to retrieve a jug of pasteurised bovine titty
The funny thing is, I like communicating. I like talking to people Even texting and social media can be fun. And yet I hate, hate, lna+6 my email.,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,email,monster
I sometimes like to visualize what it would look like if I wrote every email by hand and stuck them in my yard. It lends perspective on how much time I spend doing something I hate.,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,email,monster
“ ^ It doesn’t matter, though. My email monster must be tended to. To abandon him is to be a digital recluse. ',the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,email,monster
Unfortunately, the more I tend to his needs,,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,email,monster
the more work I put into him JEEEEEeeeeeeih I fiMITTV BITTV AND CONQUEREDI /,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,email,monster
the more work comes back. JUST KIDDING! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,email,monster
So, the next time you send an email and get a brief, curt, or nonexistent reply, remember who you’re feeding. HOLV SMOKES! AN EMAIL FROM VOUR AUNT MILGA! fire you gonna et that or what? THE END! Written + drawn by The Oatmeal.,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,email,monster