If IRL Love Worked Like Videogames...
Sims wuy DID you OUST UUG ME 4 TIMES? DON'T WORRy, I'M GOING TO OUGGLE FOR yOU NEXT, TUEN GO TO TUE BATUROOM, TUEN MAXE SOME MAC $ CUEESE. DO yOU WANT TO GET MARRIED? WUAT DO yOU MEAN yOU'RE NOT GONNA UAVE SEX WITU ME? I'M GOING ON A DANGEROUS MISSIONS AND I'VE TALKED TO yOU, LIKE, EVERY DAY FOR