Red Velvet Mite

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Red velvet mites look like obese spiders covered in plush, velvety fabric They do not bite or sting, and they are found all over the world.,mite,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes,gif,animated pictures,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons
There’s a lot you could learn from these marvelous arthropods, but I’d like to focus on one thing in particular, and that one thing is * * * * * \ *■ :* ♦ •» # *•*« #** *V* * * • * *w* * A*-**'»*. * * * %» * #;« * Ç;* *XH'* *.y. * For when these sexy little beanbag chairs decide it’s time
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The red velvet mite then lays a silken trail that leads to the entrance of his newly-constructedjizz castle. HRMPFFFFF! And it is at the head of this trail where he waits, ever vigilant and hopeful.,mite,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes,gif,animated pictures,the
When a female passes by, the male starts dancing,mite,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes,gif,animated pictures,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons
And if she’s impressed with the quality and craftsmanship of his love garden, she’ll go inside it and sit atop one of his large sperm bubbles, called spermatophores, and impregnate herself. And the two red velvet mites will live happily ever after.,mite,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content,
This is love. Love is not a fancy car or a flexed muscle. It is a garden which you must till. It's not a winning lottery ticket. Love is a castle that must be built and defended It requires patience. It requires dedication find it sometimes requires dancing Unfortunately. our lesson in
Every now and then, the empty love garden of one male red velvet mite is discovered by another. --¿„-»A»,mite,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult content, dirty and nasty jokes,gif,animated pictures,the oatmeal,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons
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Like I said before^ love is a castle. It must be built. It must be garrisoned. It requires a commitment of the heart, mind, and soul. So love Love And love with the of your being Because you never know when someone is going to stop by andjizz on your house,mite,nsfw,sex related or lewd, adult