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29/06/2015, 04:24
"Mommy, Why do we both learn juijitsu?"
"For self-defense and exercise, dear."
"And why do YOU learn it in hot-pants and sports bras?"
"Because Mommy's pushing 40, and needs to do a little extra to get attention from Daddy, so he doesn't spend your college fund on 20-something hookers."
"I don't get it."
"In about three decades, I'm sure you will."
"...Does it work?"
"Better than I like to think about. That reminds me; putting your tongue in your opponent's ear is a grownups-only technique. Don't use it in your class even if you see me use it on your Aunt Cathy, 'kay?"
"Kay!"
"For self-defense and exercise, dear."
"And why do YOU learn it in hot-pants and sports bras?"
"Because Mommy's pushing 40, and needs to do a little extra to get attention from Daddy, so he doesn't spend your college fund on 20-something hookers."
"I don't get it."
"In about three decades, I'm sure you will."
"...Does it work?"
"Better than I like to think about. That reminds me; putting your tongue in your opponent's ear is a grownups-only technique. Don't use it in your class even if you see me use it on your Aunt Cathy, 'kay?"
"Kay!"
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