Him: (thinking aloud) "I wonder if marrying a Viking girl is really a good idea."
Her: "Time will tell, but for sure, leaving one at the alter is a very very bad one!"
Or
Him: Damn death do us part
Her: well husband #5 got to go, husband#6 next month
Her: "Time will tell, but for sure, leaving one at the alter is a very very bad one!"