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NO, MY MAGIC > SWORD MAICES ME UNDEFEATABLE IN BATTLE i AAAA! MY MAGIC SWORD MAKES ME UNDEFEATABLE IN BATTLE! GRRAAAAH! WE REALLY NEED TO GET BACK TO FIGHTING WAT TO RUIN THE MOOD, IDIOT \ V 1Á U \ VA \\\í 1 : f i L \\\
THIS IS SO WEIRD-I USUALLY JUST EXPRESS MYSELF THROUGH VIOLENCE I THINK WE'VE GOT A twin-undefeatable- SWORD PARADOX r THEN u YOUR SWORD ' MUST DIE! v AAAAAAH! ^ FUN FACT! ^ WHEN AN IRRESISTIBLE FORCE MEETS AN immovable OBJECT, v THEY FUCK! I'M GOING TO GET A TABLE AT THE TAVERN. CAN YOU
THE ORIGINAL TEXT DOESN'T TRANSLATE EXACTLY, OF COURSE ...AND LO GOD SAID TC ALL THE HOT BITCHES, ‘GET ON JEFF'S DICK, FOR IT IS GOOD* UH, JEFF- A PASSAGE YOU TRANSLATED IS RAISING QUESTIONS THE INTENT WAS TO GET YOU SEX? BUT THAT CAPTURES THE INTENT WHICH ONE? NO, TO GET THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR
DON'T BANG HUMAN WOMEN-IT MAKES THE GOD OF WIVES SHITTY f THE GOD OF HOT ^ SEX AND MARRIAGE. MARRIED HER SO WE SHOULDN'T BANG HUMAN WOMEN OR YOUR WIFE WILL GET SHITTY WITH YOU? > Г SORRY IF THIS IS OUT OF LINE MIGHTY ZEUS THE HOT SEX REALLY DRIED UP ONCE I STARTED BANGING HUMAN WOMEN SEE THIS