News: "Florida is experiencing an extreme cold spell of 60 degrees F! As native residents scurry to stores to buy heavier coats in crows so aggressive you'd think it was Black Friday, our large contingent of visiting Canadians are... well... they're laughing at us. Hard. Like gripping their sides until they can breathe laughing at us. Hopefully this doesn't spark high tensions or blowback because we really really like having them spend their money here. On the plus side, I don't think the weather at least will be driving them away."
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