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comicsdilbertwokersecretsucess

WHILE WE HAVE THIS CHANCE ENCOUNTER, I WONDER IF YOU COULD SHARE YOUR SECRETS FOR CAREER SUCCESS.
AVOID ASSOCIATING WITH LOSERS BECAUSE THEY WILL LOWER YOUR STANDARDS AND SUCK THE ENERGY OUT OF YOU.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dilbert,woker,secret,sucess

comicsdilbertsuccessrich

I HAVE A FOOLPROOF PLAN FOR SUCCESS.
I WILL READ A BOOK ON HOW RICH PEOPLE THINK. THEN I WILL START THINKING THAT WAY.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dilbert,success,rich

comicsdilbertparentsboss

MY PARENTS TAUGHT ME THAT IF I WORKED HARD, I COULD BE ANYTHING I WANTED.
AND YOU CHOSE ... THIS?
PARENTS SOUND LIKE MORONS.
MAYBE HE DIDN'T WORK HARD.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dilbert,parents,boss

comicsdilbertIntuition

I WONDER IF I SHOULD RELY IAORE ON rAV INTUITION TO KAKE DECISIONS.
NO. GUESSING IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT FROtA INTUITION BECAUSE OF THE . UIA ...
THESE THINGS rAAKE SENSE IN iAY HEAD!
I
IS THERE ROOrA IN THERE WITH ALL OF THE INTUITION?,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dilbert,Intuition

comicsdilbertmarketingcustomer

THE MARKETING GUY
WE NEED TO KNOW HOW OUR CUSTOMERS LIVE AND WORK.
I'D LIKE EACH OF YOU TO WRITE FICTIONAL BIOGRAPHIES THAT DESCRIBE THE DAILY LIVES OF OUR TYPICAL CUSTOMERS.
FIVE MINUTES LATER
I FEEL YOU'RE NOT TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY.
MOST OF OUR CUSTOMERS DROWN IN AQUARIUMS.,comics,funny

comicsjobbossinventionassholedilbert

NY INVENTION WILL CHANGE THE WORLD AND GET NE PROMOTED THREE LEVELS ABOVE YOU.
HAA-CHAAA!
SORRY.
ITA
USUALLY
NORE
SUBTLE.
NO WORRIES. THIS WAS A DECOY.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,job,boss,invention,asshole,dilbert

comicsdilberttrust

f WALLY, HOW ^
CAN I LEARN TO
TOLERATE fAY
CO-WORKERS?
V y
IT IS TirAE FOR YOU TO LEARN ABOUT TRUST, ASOK.
(let fAE SHOW YOU.)
II ~
(turn around.)
WHY
DIDN'T
YOU
CATCH
IAE?!!!
(IT WOULDN'T^ BE TRUST IF IT WORKED EVERY TlfAE.
THIS IS CALLED ^ THE "TRUST FALL/' YOU FALL BACKWARD

comicsdilbertrestjob

STUDIES SHOU THAT WELL-RESTED PEOPLE ARE fAORE PRODUCTIVE.
SHOULD I GO TAKE A NAP OR SHOULD I IGNORE SCIENCE LIKE SOfAE SORT OF POINTY-HAIRED BABOON?
I LIKE TO SYNCHRONIZE rAY QUESTIONS TO HIS BANANA-EATING.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dilbert,rest,job

comicsdilbertboss

HAVE YOU HEARD ANY RUKORS ABOUT WHAT IS DRIVING OUR BOSS'S DECISIONS LATELY?
HE'S THWARTING A RIVAL WITHIN THE COMPANY BY OFFERING ONLY PROHIBITIVELY EXPENSIVE ENGINEERING SOLUTIONS.
fAY WORK HAS IAEANING, BUT IT'S NOT THE GOOD KIND.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dilbert,boss

comicsbossdumbplandilbert

YOUR PLAN IS TECHNICALLY SOUND, BUT I HAVE TO REJECT IT FOR POLITICAL REASONS I CANT SHARE.
I'LL СОГЛЕ BACK LJITH 501ЛЕ PLANS THAT ARE IRRATIONAL NONSENSE AND SEE IF THEY (ЛАКЕ IT PAST YOUR FILTER.
I'LL ALWAYS LJONDER if there WAS A BETTER WAY TO HANDLE THAT.,comics,funny comics & strips,

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