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9 y.

dilbertcomicswifejobwork

IN THE MARKET FOR A "WORK HUSBAND." DO YOU HAVE A "WORK WIFE" YET?
NOT SURE. ALICE I CRITICIZES A LOT. 1 DOES THAT COUNT?
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s

THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO DO, TOO.
OKAY, BUT DON'T LET ALICE FIND OUT.,dilbert,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,wife,job,work

9 y.

dilbertcomicssecret

LOUD HOWARD
WE fAUST KEEP OUR OFFICE ROMANCE A SECRET.
I WONT TELL ANYONE ABOUT
YOU HAVE A BAD CASE OF LOUD HOWARD HAIR. BUT WHAT DOES THE EXTRA SPITTLE ? . . .,dilbert,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,secret

9 y.

dilbertcomicspaymentjob

THE ENTITLED EMPLOYEE
I'LL NEED A RAISE BECAUSE I BOUGHT A LUXURY CAR.
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"JJ
Ln
YOU LEAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO KEEP THE CAR AND NOT PAY FOR IT.,dilbert,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,payment,job

10 y.

dilbertcomicsawesometruth

fAAYBE YOU COULD TONE IT DOWN.
m
fax
THERE'S NO KILL SWITCH ON AWESOME.
*L,dilbert,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,awesome,truth

11 y.

Justice Leaguedilbertcomicsmashups

JUSTICE LEAUGE OF AMERICA
I WANT YOU TO OPTIMIZE THE CORE COMPETENCY OF YOUR COMBINED POWERS.
THAT'S WHAT YOU ALWAYS SAY.
NOT BY SCOTT ADAMS
f I'U JUST SIT HERE ^ AND DRINK COFFEE UNTIL. YOU INTRODUCE WATER INTO THE PUAN.,Justice League,dilbert,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,mashups

11 y.

comicsdilbertjob interview

ALICE, I WANT YOU TO INTERVIEW A JOB CANDIDATE. LET fAE KNOW WHAT YOU THINK.
WHY DID YOU LEAVE YOUR LAST JOB?
HE'S EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dilbert,job interview

12 y.

dilbertcomicsworkfacebook

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO USE FACEBOOK AT WORK.
FINE. I'LL USE IT AT HOfAE TONIGHT INSTEAD OF DOING THE THREE HOURS OF UNPAID WORK I WAS PLANNING TO DO.
I'fA CALLING THAT A WIN.,dilbert,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,work,facebook

12 y.

comicsdilbertbossjob

AS I UNDERSTAND IT, YOUR JOB IS TO MATCH EMPLOYEES WITH THE RIGHT ASSIGNMENTS.
NONE OF MY PROJECTS TURNED OUT WELL, WHICH MEANS YOU DID A TERRIBLE JOB.
I'M NOT ASKING FOR AN APOLOGY. JUST FOLLOW YOUR CONSCIENCE.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dilbert,boss,job

12 y.

comicsdilbertskype

$OKAY, SKYPE. LET'S SEE IF I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO SHUT YOU DOWN. CLOSE! QUIT! SIGN OUT! fAINItAIZE! QUIT! YES! CLOSE! QUIT! DIE! DIE! DIE! \ \ W CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK DID ALMOST. YOU IV\ HEADING CLOSE TO THE OCEAN SKYPE? TO DROWN IT.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dilbert,skype$

12 y.

comicsdilbertbossdumbreactiontruth

YOU DIDN'T HANDLE THIS THE UAY I TOLD YOU.
IN rAY DEFENSE, YOU'RE UNDER-INFORfAED AND LESS CLEVER THAN fAE.
I WAS HOPING HE'D SAY, "GOOD POINT," BUT IT WENT ANOTHER DIRECTION.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dilbert,boss,dumb,reaction,truth

12 y.

comicsdilbertmominventionfail

$EVERY TIME I THINK I'VE INVENTED SOMETHING, I FIND OUT IT ALREADY EXISTS. MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE ALL MINDS ARE CONNECTED BY THE MORPHIC FIELD. MORPHIC FIELDS ARE I ALSO PSEUDO- BLAME SCIENCE, YOUR DAD'S MOM. CRAPPY \ GENES. i1 I11 v ito to r, ii Ml1" \\A ('/ I,comics,funny comics &$

12 y.

comicsdilberthackermore in commentsgovernmentsdatabase

WE LOST ALL OF OUR COMPANY DATA AND OUR BACKUPS, TOO.
SO I HACKED INTO OUR GOVERNMENT'S SECRET DATABASE WHERE THEY KEEP RECORDS OF EVERYTHING WE SAY OR DO AND GOT IT ALL BACK.
I FEEL AS IF I SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING NOW.
NAH. EVERYTHING IS WORKING FINE.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons

12 y.

comicsdilbertjobinterviewinternetresume

I DON'T NEED TO SEE YOUR RESUME. THAT'S THE OLD WAY OF HIRING.
NOW WE USE DATA FROfA THE INTERNET TO SEE WHAT YOUVE BEEN UP TO LATELY.
I'LL
SHOW
fAYSELF
OUT.
YOU'LL UNDERSTAND IF I DON'T SHAKE YOUR HAND.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dilbert,job,interview,internet,resume

12 y.

comicsdilbertcompanyworkerlietrickplan

THE BIG TECH FIRIAS 8 SAY THEY NO LONGER 1
CARE ABOUT HIRING a
PEOPLE WHO HAVE f PRESTIGIOUS DEGREES.
OBVIOUSLY, THEY'RE 1 TRYING TO SUCKER THE . REST OF US INTO HIRING | IDIOTS WHILE THEY |
VACUUfA UP THE PEOPLE 8 FROfA TOP SCHOOLS. f
UE UE COULD SAY
NEED LJE GET GOOD
TO GET RESULTS BY IN

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