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comicsdilbertbossdumbreactiontruth

YOU DIDN'T HANDLE THIS THE UAY I TOLD YOU.
IN rAY DEFENSE, YOU'RE UNDER-INFORfAED AND LESS CLEVER THAN fAE.
I WAS HOPING HE'D SAY, "GOOD POINT," BUT IT WENT ANOTHER DIRECTION.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dilbert,boss,dumb,reaction,truth

comicsdilbertmominventionfail

$EVERY TIME I THINK I'VE INVENTED SOMETHING, I FIND OUT IT ALREADY EXISTS. MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE ALL MINDS ARE CONNECTED BY THE MORPHIC FIELD. MORPHIC FIELDS ARE I ALSO PSEUDO- BLAME SCIENCE, YOUR DAD'S MOM. CRAPPY \ GENES. i1 I11 v » ito to r, ii Ml1" \\A ('/ I,comics,funny comics &$

comicsdilberthackermore in commentsgovernmentsdatabase

WE LOST ALL OF OUR COMPANY DATA AND OUR BACKUPS, TOO.
SO I HACKED INTO OUR GOVERNMENT'S SECRET DATABASE WHERE THEY KEEP RECORDS OF EVERYTHING WE SAY OR DO AND GOT IT ALL BACK.
I FEEL AS IF I SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING NOW.
NAH. EVERYTHING IS WORKING FINE.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons

comicsdilbertjobinterviewinternetresume

I DON'T NEED TO SEE YOUR RESUME. THAT'S THE OLD WAY OF HIRING.
NOW WE USE DATA FROfA THE INTERNET TO SEE WHAT YOUVE BEEN UP TO LATELY.
I'LL
SHOW
fAYSELF
OUT.
YOU'LL UNDERSTAND IF I DON'T SHAKE YOUR HAND.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dilbert,job,interview,internet,resume

comicsdilbertcompanyworkerlietrickplan

THE BIG TECH FIRIAS 8 SAY THEY NO LONGER 1
CARE ABOUT HIRING a
PEOPLE WHO HAVE f PRESTIGIOUS DEGREES. §
OBVIOUSLY, THEY'RE 1 TRYING TO SUCKER THE . REST OF US INTO HIRING | IDIOTS WHILE THEY |
VACUUfA UP THE PEOPLE 8 FROfA TOP SCHOOLS. f
UE UE COULD SAY
NEED LJE GET GOOD
TO GET RESULTS BY IN

comicsdilbertletterworkerawkward

$SO YOUR PLAN WAS TO AVOID h\E FOREVER EVEN THOUGH WE WORK ON THE SAfAE FLOOR? DilbertCarioonist@gmail.com ( NO. I'VE SEEN THE QUALITY OF YOUR WORK AND I FIGURED THERE WAS A 60% CHANCE. . . . . THAT YOU WOULD DIE IN A WORKPLACE ACCIDENT THAT THE AVERAGE IDIOT COULD EASILY AVOID. y »2013 Scott$

comicsrobotdilbertcoffee

HERE IS YOUR COFFEE, AS REQUESTED.
SOfAE GUY TRIED TO TAKE THE LAST CUP SO I STRANGLED HItA AND PUT HIS REGAINS DOUJN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL.
IT'S LJEIRD HOU THAT rAAKES THE COFFEE TASTE SO fAUCH BETTER.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,robot,dilbert,coffee

comicsdilbertbossidiotwork

Dilbert.com DilbertCartoonist@gmail.com
I UAS PULLING UP rAY BLANKET IN BED. iAY HAND SLIPPED AND I PUNCHED rAYSELF IN THE FACE.
OKAY, LET'S IAAKE SOfAE BILLION-DOLLAR TECHNOLOGY DECISIONS.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dilbert,boss,idiot,work

comicsdilbertwalkpractice

I'M PRACTICING MY URGENT-LOOKING WALK.
THIS WALK SAYS I'M WORKING ON STUFF THAT IS SO IMPORTANT I CANT RISK WASTING FIVE SECONDS.
WHO IS THAT MAGNIFICENT CREATURE?
L
THAT MAN HAS SOMEPLACE TO BE!
J,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dilbert,walk,practice

comicsdilbertinspirationbossmotivation

ttY MOTIVATION IS LOU TODAY. I UNDERSTAND IT'S YOUR JOB TO FIX THAT SITUATION.
AN INSINCERE ATTABOY OR A FAKE INTEREST IN CAY LIFE UOULD BE ENOUGH.
DROP DEAD AND LET THE FLIES EAT YOU.
I SET THE BAR TOO HIGH AGAIN.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dilbert,inspiration,boss,motivation

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