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WE NEED TO HAVE A DIAS FOR ACTION.
DONT LET PERFECT DE THE ENEttY OF GOOD.
P" N
SO ... A CARPENTER SHOULD SAW THE DOARD FIRST AND MEASURE IT LATER?
YOUR USE OF THAT FOLKSY SAYING fAAKES rAY STRATEGY SOUND DUfAD.
WHY DO YOU CARE IF YOUR STRATEGY IS PERFECT OR NOT?
YOU JUST SAID IT'S fAORE

comicsdilbertbosssexism

ALICE, I WANT YOU TO COLLABORATE WITH LARRY.
AND BY COLLABORATE YOU ttEAN WATER DOWN rAY BRILLIANCE WITH THIS DULLARD'S BRAIN FLATULENCE.
SHE
DOESN'T
PLAY
WELL
WITH
OTHERS.
IF I WERE A [AAN, YOU'D CALL IT CONFIDENCE.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dilbert,boss,sexism

comicsdilbertbossexample

A GOOD MANAGER LEADS BY EXAMPLE.
HOW DOES IT HELP AN ENGINEER TO SEE AN EXAMPLE OF HOW TO BE A MIDDLE MANAGER?
NOW WHAT IS HE DOING? ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?
I THINK HE'S LEADING BY EXAMPLE NOW!
f THAT'S LIKE TEACHING^ PHYSICS BY SHOWING EXAMPLES OF fAONSTER
TRUCK RALLIES.
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comicsdilbertbossmentor

ASOK, THANKS TO rAY rAENTORING, SOMEDAY YOU UJILL BE JUST LIKE fAE.
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GAAAU! SONEONE 1 APPARENTLY
PLEASE DRIVE A STAKE I I DONT KNOLJ WHAT
THROUGH NY HEART! rAENTORING IS.
HURRY! i
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comicsdilbertfurrycostume

CAROL, WHY DID YOU SEND fAE A LINK ABOUT PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO DRESS IN ANIfAAL COSTUfAES?
IT'S CALLED THE FURRY LIFESTYLE. I THOUGHT YOU fAIGHT WANT TO TRY IT OUT.
I'LL TAKE A LOOK.
WHAT'S YOUR END GAfAE?
IF THE FURRY THING STICKS I'LL TRY TO GET HIIA TO GO ON A SAFARI.,comics,funny comics &

comicsdilberthealthrobot

I PROGRAMED OUR ROBOT TO fAAKE fAEDICAL DIAGNOSES.
YOUR BRAIN IS THE SIZE OF
A DRIED APRICOT.
v s
DilbertCartoonist@gmail.com
IT CAN SCAN YOUR BODY USING ITS NEUTRINO SENSOR.
f YOUR HEART IS fAORE ^ CHEESEBURGER THAN HUfAAN TISSUE. YOU WILL BE DEAD IN ELEVEN DAYS, SIX HOURS, AND NINE—

comicddilbertcomicsworkcompliment

CUSTOMER MEETING
THE SECRET OF OUR COMPANY'S SUCCESS IS THAT WE HIRE GOOD PEOPLE.
WHAT?
ARE YOU SAYING I'M GOOD? I'VE NEVER HEARD A COMPLIMENT AT WORK. WHAT IS THAT FEELING INSIDE ME? IS IT THE THING CALLED SELF-ESTEEM?
AWK-
WARD.
JUST
IGNORE
HIM.,comicd,dilbert,comics,funny comics & strips

comicsdilbertpassion

ITA DOUBLE-fAUGGING | BECAUSE I HEARD THAT | PASSION IS NECESSARY @ FOR SUCCESS. I
BY H- PfA I'LL BE SO PASSIONATE I'LL BE DATING fAY CHAIR.
| NOTHING ABOUT
I THAT I SOUNDED
I RIGHT.
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comicsdilbertbossawardgarbage

UJE'RE REPLACING OUR OUTDATED SYSTEM OF ANNUAL PERFORMANCE REVIEWS.
DilbertCartoonist@gmail.com
THE NEW SYSTEM IS CALLED GAMIFICATION. IT'S A HOT NEW TREND.
EMPLOYEES CAN WIN BADGES, RIBBONS, AND AWARDS FOR COMPLETING TASKS.
EXCEPT IN THE NARROW SENSE OF HAVING NO FUNCTIONAL, ECONOMIC, OR

comicsdilbertbossmicromanagingcoachmentor

PLEASE STOP fAICROfAANAGING fAE.
DO YOU WANT SOIAE COACHING AND rAEN-TORING?
I'M NOT A PUPPET. KEEP YOUR HAND OUT OF MY COLON.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dilbert,boss,micromanaging,coach,mentor

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