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comicsdilbertbossjobsuccess

ASOK, THE SECRET TO SUCCESS IS MAKING YOUR BOSS LOOK GOOD.
WHAT IF fAY BOSS LOOKS LIKE TWO HAIRBALLS ON AN INFECTED BLADDER? THERE'S NO WAY TO fAAKE THAT LOOK GOOD.
YOU'RE NOT OFF TO A STRONG START.
PLEASE TELL rAE THERE'S A PLAN B.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dilbert,boss,job,success

comicsdilbertbosssexism

ALICE, I WANT YOU TO COLLABORATE WITH LARRY.
AND BY COLLABORATE YOU ttEAN WATER DOWN rAY BRILLIANCE WITH THIS DULLARD'S BRAIN FLATULENCE.
SHE
DOESN'T
PLAY
WELL
WITH
OTHERS.
IF I WERE A [AAN, YOU'D CALL IT CONFIDENCE.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dilbert,boss,sexism

comicsdilbertbossexample

A GOOD MANAGER LEADS BY EXAMPLE.
HOW DOES IT HELP AN ENGINEER TO SEE AN EXAMPLE OF HOW TO BE A MIDDLE MANAGER?
NOW WHAT IS HE DOING? ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?
I THINK HE'S LEADING BY EXAMPLE NOW!
f THAT'S LIKE TEACHING^ PHYSICS BY SHOWING EXAMPLES OF fAONSTER
TRUCK RALLIES.
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comicsdilbertbossmentor

ASOK, THANKS TO rAY rAENTORING, SOMEDAY YOU UJILL BE JUST LIKE fAE.
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GAAAU! SONEONE 1 APPARENTLY
PLEASE DRIVE A STAKE I I DONT KNOLJ WHAT
THROUGH NY HEART! rAENTORING IS.
HURRY! i
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comicsdilbertbossawardgarbage

UJE'RE REPLACING OUR OUTDATED SYSTEM OF ANNUAL PERFORMANCE REVIEWS.
DilbertCartoonist@gmail.com
THE NEW SYSTEM IS CALLED GAMIFICATION. IT'S A HOT NEW TREND.
EMPLOYEES CAN WIN BADGES, RIBBONS, AND AWARDS FOR COMPLETING TASKS.
EXCEPT IN THE NARROW SENSE OF HAVING NO FUNCTIONAL, ECONOMIC, OR

comicsdilbertbossmicromanagingcoachmentor

PLEASE STOP fAICROfAANAGING fAE.
DO YOU WANT SOIAE COACHING AND rAEN-TORING?
I'M NOT A PUPPET. KEEP YOUR HAND OUT OF MY COLON.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dilbert,boss,micromanaging,coach,mentor

comicsdilbertworkertalkingbossasshole

IF I COfAPLAIN ABOUT A CO—WORKER, CAN YOU HANDLE IT DISCREETLY AND KEEP fAE OUT OF IT?
DILBERT SAYS YOU'RE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF GARBAGE.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dilbert,worker,talking,boss,asshole

comicsdilbertbossnecklace

WEARABLE COMPUTING IS THE NEXT BIG THING. THIS IS MY PROTOTYPE OF A NECKLACE COMPUTER.
DID YOU JUST TALK HIM INTO WEARING A REMOTELY CONTROLLED SHOCK COLLAR?
PEOPLE THINK,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dilbert,boss,necklace

comicsdilbertlistenbossdumb

A GOOD LEADER LISTENS TO HIS UNDERLINGS.
FINE. ITA OVERWORKED AND UNDERPAID. I HATE IAY CO—WORKERS, I DON'T HAVE THE RESOURCES TO DO fAY JOB, AND WE HAVE NO CLEAR STRATEGY.
NO WONDER LEADERS LISTEN. IT'S A LOT EASIER THAN FIXING ALL OF THAT STUFF.
J,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dilbert

comicsdilbertbossdumbcharisma

EXPERTS SAY I CAN APPEAR CHARISMATIC
BY SETTING HIGH EXPECTATIONS.
OR MAYBE YOU COULD IMPROVE YOUR CHARISMA BY FIXING YOUR CHARACTER FLAWS INSTEAD OF MAKING ME WORK HARDER.
NO, I'M FAIRLY SURE THE PROBLEM WITH MY CHARISMA IS ON YOUR END.,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,dilbert,boss,dumb

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