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Prince Shawn.

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What The World Looks Like When You Have To Pee...

SHOWERING
REALITY WHAT YOU SEE
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IN A poo:
REALITY
L
WHAT YOU SEE,college humor,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,pee,toilet,bathroom

REALITY
LFFIC
WHAT YOU SEE,college humor,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,pee,toilet,bathroom

AT A MOVIE THEATER
REALITY WHAT YOU SEE
Not TU ¿nd Yet, There's Somehow Seven More Scenes So Buckle Up, Pissboy!,college humor,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,pee,toilet,bathroom

OH AN AIRPLANE
REALITY WHAT YOU SEE,college humor,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,pee,toilet,bathroom

,college humor,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,pee,toilet,bathroom

by Paul Westover

Prince Shawn.

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The 6 Worst People to Watch Movies With...

WAIT! PAUSE! GOTTA TAKE A POTTY BPEAK!
SERIOUSLY?!
YOU
JUST
WENT!,college humor,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,movies

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I bet this guy ain't makin' it to the end of the movie! Haha, am I right?,college humor,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,movies

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THIS IS BOOOOPING! SHOOT SOMEONE OP FLASH A BOOB OP SOMETHING!

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DID YOU KNOW THE BOOKS APE ACTUALLY WPITTEN IN FIQST-PEQSON?
IN THE BOOKS THESE MUTANT DOGS APE ACTUALLYMAOE FPOM PIECES OF OTHEP DEAD TPIBUTES.,college humor,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,movies

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I... think ill go get more popcorn...,college humor,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,movies

Prince Shawn.

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The 7 Fast Food Relationships You'll Be In...

CROPS SURE ARE COME'K) IN MIGUTy FINE TUIS yEAR
Your h
Wendy’s
omefowh sweetheart
WEM-Dee, I WILL LOVE you FOREVER ^,college humor,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons

Tac
014 uey/ wor mucu,
WI4AT ARE you UP TO?
£fotUyeUutwn
Your typical
o Bell,college humor,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons

Subway
you ¿UST...
IN5PIRE ME, JARED/
WI5U I INSPIRED yOU TO
lose some weigut.'
KIDDING/ I'M KIDDING..
DUT REALLy
• . • %
VI
(¡olUydhuwr'
The one that you THINK is good for you,
but is just like all the rest,college humor,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons

Ih-N-Out
you FOLLOW yOUR &IG K)EW YORK DREAM5, ^OUfOMy. PUT My UEART'5 5TILL IN CALIFORNIA...
Your lost love that you had to move away from,college humor,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons

Carl’s Jr / Hardee’s
UEy 0/
UARDet'5 IM DA HOUSE'
you SAVE yOUR5EL.F A NICKNAME, CARL?
The one who totally changes around THEIR friends,college humor,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons

Chibotle
MOW THAT'5 GUMMA &E TWO FIFTY EXTRA FOR THE OUAC
“!
The one that’s good at the moment but then makes you feel TERRIBLE about yourself,college humor,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons

Prince Shawn.

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The Ridiculous Super Powers Of Your Favorite Comic Book Heroes...

$MARTIAN MANHUNTER READ THE MINDS OF EVERYONE ON EARTH AT ONCE yEP, 0U5T OVER 7 BILLION MINDS IS THAT A LOT? IS 77/AT A \ LOT OF MIMD5 i AT ONCE? J HAS "ABSOLUTE PSIONIC CONTROL OVER HIS MOLECULAR STRUCTUREWHICH MEANS HE CAN DO BASICALLY ANYTHING FROM SHAPESHIFTING TO WALKING THROUGH WALLS$

BATMAN
TAKES ON ENEMIES THAT RIVAL SUPERMAN IN STRENGTH, WITHOUT BEING REDUCED TO A BLOODY SMEAR
ABSURDLY BRILLIANT, WITH CONTINGENCY PLANS FOR EVERY IMPOSSIBLE TO PREDICT CIRCUMSTANCE
IMPENETRABLE PLOT ARMOR,college humor,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,superheroes,super powers,Dorkly

the FLASH
CAN PRODUCE A PUNCH WITH INFINITE MASS AND ENERSY
f T14IS PROBABLY ISN'T GOOD FOR / TI4E FAPRIC OF REALITY, PUT I 50ME0UE'5 GOT TO PUT DARKSEID IN) 1415 PLACE.
i
PERCEIVES TIME IN ATTOSECONDS, WHICH IS HOW LONS IT TAKES LIGHT TO GO FROM ONE END OF A MOLECULE TO THE OTHER
OUT RAN HIS

BUT YEAH
SUPERMAN IS THE OVERPOWEREP
one, №HT?!,college humor,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,superheroes,super powers,Dorkly

$(BONUS PANEL') AND THEN THERE'S SQUIRREL GIRL... OUST TUOUQHT I'D VISIT TUIS UNIVERSE AMD SHOW YOU WUAT REAL POWER IS. $ ^ A\v 9 /¿i ),college humor,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,superheroes,super powers,Dorkly$

Ali Heibi

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The 7 Disney Villains That You'll meet in your everyday life

YEAH,
DON'T TELL ANYONE BECAUSE SHE TOLD ME IN CONFIDENCE, BUT JENNY'S BOYFRIEND IS TOTALLY CHEATING ON HER.
THEY SOMEHOW MANAGE TO CONVINCE PEOPLE THAT THEY'RE TRUSTWORTHY EVEN THOUGH IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS THAT THEY'RE NOT,college humour,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,disney,villains

I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE BUSY EITHER PICK UP MY DRY CLEANING OR YOU'RE FIRED/
AS FAR AS THEY'RE CONCERNED, YOU CAN EITHER WORSHIP THE GROUND THEY WALK ON OR YOU CAN BURN IN HELL,college humour,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,disney,villains

,college humour,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,disney,villains

^YEAH, MY BOYFRIEND ^ ACTUALLY BOUGHT ME A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR. HE KNEW I WANTED ONE, SO,
V. YA KNOW... _ <
THEY'RE ALWAYS COMPARING THEMSELVES TO EVERYONE AROUND THEM AND INSIST ON PROVING THEY'RE THE BEST,college humour,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,disney,villains

HEX THEY WERE LOOKING FOR VOLUNTEERS TO WORK THIS THING AT MY SISTER'S SCHOOL, SO I SIGNED US UR I HOPE THAT'S COOL.
THEY STEAL YOUR VOICE AND CLAIM IT AS THEIR OWN.
—?-----------------------m—1------,college humour,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,disney,villains

THEY WAIT FOR THOSE MOMENTS WHEN YOU'RE FEELING LIKE A GOD, AND IMMEDIATELY KNOCK YOU BACK DOWN TO EARTH.,college humour,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,disney,villains

I THOUGHT WE SAID WE WERE MEETING AT 9=00. NEXT TIME, PLEASE CALL IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE...
THEY TRY TO MAKE YOU BELIEVE THAT WHAT YOU'VE DONE IS WAY WORSE THAN IT ACTUALLY IS.,college humour,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,disney,villains

Prince Shawn.

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How to Deal with a Failing Relationship...

Step One:
Make a mental list of the things you've noticed changing
in your relationship
Step Two:
Set lime Aside for you to speAk with each other
in a sAfe environment
Step Three:
HAve An open And frAnk conversAtion About eAch others
feelings And dAily lives
I really feel we should talk to

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The 7 Disney Characters You'll Date in Your Lifetime...

$TUB BLSA pemembep two weeks aso WHEN YOU DIDN'T OPPEP ME THE LAST SLICE OF PIZZA? 001 \ o APE WE SONNA TALK ABOUT THAT? I THe ONe who TPies to Keep things iNSioe eeeope finally LemNe- <50,collegehumor,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,deleted$

$тне ввАзт Ж' и / À ( /L\t aV, ТНб ON6 THAT K66PS you LO CK6DUP IN TH6IP HOM6,collegehumor,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,deleted$

тне оые who dpspppaтеьу wants то ее papt op youp wopld,collegehumor,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,deleted

rue
JIMINY CQIOCBT
look: out thepe's a stop sisn
MAKE SUPE YOU STOP
MAKE A LEPT, PUT NOT THIS LEPT.
^ WHEN'S THE LAST TIME ^ YOU SOT yOUP SAS PILLED?
OOPS, you MISSED THE TUPN
THE ON£ WHO'S ALWAYS WHISPSPINS IN YOUP SAP,collegehumor,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,deleted

THB JIM CQOW
I HAVE LOTS Of SLACK FPIENDS
SUT HEPE'S THE THINS
THe ONe who you eveNTUALLy 5pow
TO QBALIZ6 15 eeALLy (2ACI5T,collegehumor,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,deleted

$тне simba we ыеео то HAve л cepious coNveesATioN about us.' \ CAN'T NOW, HONey I COTTA CO, UH, сет му еяАкев снескеа тне оые that puns away wneN coNPPONTeo with а рроеьем,collegehumor,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,deleted$

I STILL WANT TO
hit up the shoe stope,
THE SHAPPEP IMASE,
AND THE FOOD COUPT 6EFOPE WE MEET МУ FPIENDS
FOP LUNCH.'
THB ON6 WHO MAICSS ALL youp WISH6S COM6 TI2U6, 6UT CLBAQLY OUST WANTS TH6IP PPSeDOM.,collegehumor,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,deleted

by Patrick Crooker

Ali Heibi

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The 7 Disney Characters You'll Date in Your Lifetime

PEMEMBEP TWO WEEKS ASO WHEN YOU DIDN'T OFFEP ME THE LAST SLICE OF PIZZA?
APE WE SONNA TALK ABOUT THAT?
THE ONE WHO TPIES TO KEEP THIN6S INSIDE 6EPOPE PINALLY LETTINS
THB c,disney,relationship,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,collegehumor

I OON'T WANNA <30 OUT TONK3HT, HON6Y I'Ve ONLY 566N THIS PPISODP OP CSI ^ ONce.... .____*
TH6 ON£ THAT K66PS you LOCKED UP IN THEIP HOME,disney,relationship,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,collegehumor

OIMINY CQIC1CBT
LOOK OUT TH6P6'S A STOP 51 sn MAk:e sup6 you stop
MA Кб A L6PT, PUT NOT THIS L6PT.
WH6N S TH6 LAST TIM6 U SOT YOUP SAS PILL6DP
you
OOPS, you MISS60 TH6 TUPN
тне ONe who's always whispbpins in youp bap,disney,relationship,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,collegehumor

,disney,relationship,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,collegehumor

THB OIM CQOW
HAVE LOTS OF BLACK FPIENDS
the one who you eveNTUALLy gqcm
TO QBALIZ6 15 eeALLy (2ACI5T,disney,relationship,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,collegehumor

THB SIMBA
WE NEED TO HAVE A SEPIOUS CONVEPSATION ABOUT US'
CAN'T NOW, HONEY I SOTTA SO, UH,
SET MY 8PAKES CHECKED
TH£ ON£ THAT PL4N5 AWAY WHPN CONFPONT6P WITH A PPOBLPM,disney,relationship,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,collegehumor

I STILL WANT TO HIT UP THE SHOE STOPS, THE SHAPPEP IMASE,
AND THE FOOD COUPT BEFOPE WE MEET MY PPIENDS FOP LUNCH/
rue eeNie
THe one who makss all yout? wishss com tpus, BUT CL6APLY OUST WANTS TH6IP PP660OM.,disney,relationship,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,collegehumor

Willie Muse http://www.collegehumor.com/user/838141 and Illustrations by Patrick Crooker http://www.crooksandcrafts.com/home.html

Prince Shawn.

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THE
FORGOTTEN, FAILED
SORTING HATS
ANDTHE HOUSES THEY WOULD PUTYOU IN,college humor,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,Harry Potter,sorting hats,hats

FEDORA
yEAU, yOU TOTALLy REMIND ME OF MySELF. 1 WAS ACTUALLy :>UST WRITING A POEM TO ADD TO My PORTFOLIO THAT I THINK yOU'D REALLy CONNECT TO. yOU 0U5T FEEL LIKE A REALLy OLD 50UL,
yA KNOW?..
...EVER LISTEN TO MUMFORD AMD 50U5?
Siam p°ets
A
ANYONE IN
north
HOLLYVVOOP,college humor,comics

BEANIE
REALLY? YOU WANT TO GO TO UOG WARTS? SCUOOL SUCKS MAM, IT FEELS LIKE A2KADAM. I DUST FIMISUED READIMG FIGUT CLUD FOR TUE SECOMD TIME, AMD IT REALLy MADE ME RE-TUIMK A LOT OF STUFF IM My PERSOMAL LIFE.
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I MEAM, IF yOU REALLy LIKE MAGIC I COULD DUST LEMD yOU My WICCA

BUCKET
EVER WORK OK) A FARM? KKJOW WOW TO TIE A KK)OT? KK)OW WOW TO LEVITATE A FEATHER? I WOPE SO, CAUSE WE'RE WOT GUK)K)A HOLD 14AMD
ALL TWE WAy UP TO TWE GRADUATION) STAGE. yOU DEST DE READy TO EARN) yOUR KEEP AK)D LEARK) QUICK...
VA UEAR ME dOy?!
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RIVER FOLK;
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CHANNEL ilSASTs
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$VISOR ОМ WA55UP DUDE?/ DO I 5MELL A POTEMTIAL PLEDCE? I MEAM, IF УОи САМ EMD UP AFFORDING ТО <30 MERE, M0ÔWART5 D0E6MT REALLy DU6T OIVE OCIT 5CM0LAR6MIP5. DUT 5ERI0U5Ly, DUST MAVE yOUR PAREMT5 TAKE OUT A LOAM- CU2 DUDE, TME PARTI E5 MERE ARE PUAT/ Г DOUCHEBAGS cOU[\-rRy cLUb MEMBkrS F RAT$

BAS E BALE
:v,
I TUIK)K yOU'D REALLy LOVE IT MERE/ 0U5T BE 5URE TO KEEP yOUR SPA UP.
AMD THE PR0FE550R5 ARE 5UPER MICE, 50 :>UST BE THEIR FRIEMD AMD THEy'LL BE yOUR5/ AMD MAKE SURE TO
SHOW UP FOR ALL THE DIFFEREMT EVEMT5 GOIMG OM AROUMD THE CAMPU5, THERE'5
A LOT OF FUM THIMQ5 TO DO HERE,
BUT

$NEW5IE CAP 1 DREAMED A DREAM IM TIME GOME WWV WHEM I40PE WA5 HIGH AMD LIFE WORTH LIVIMG, I DREAMED THAT LOVE WOULD MEVER DI5EB5 I DREAMED THAT GOD WOULD DE forgivimgGGGGg' theatre major theatre major r theatre \Mf theatre MAJOR MAJOR,college humor,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,Harry$

Prince Shawn.

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What Bra Shopping Is Like...

Suddenly realize all your five-year-old bras are disgusting and don’t fit anymore.
&00D THING NO ONI MR SUS Mi IN MT UNDIR«.
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UAIir hr*« «>!-a I»____
try to figure out
your bra size at home.
Mentally prep yourself for the eiTCruCiatitfff process that is bra shopping.
of bras

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