The 5 Kinds of Mobile Game A-Holes...
THIS GUY MIGHT BE RUNNING IN A TEMPLE, BUT HE'S CRAWLING LIKE A TORTOISE OOWN THE SIDEWALK. ONE WRONG TURN AND HE LOSES, IN THE GAME AND IN REAL LIFE. WE ALL WANT YOU TO GET THAT HIGH SCORE JUST AS MUCH AS YOU DO, AND WE'D LOVE TO HELP BY BEING STEPPED ON AND CRUSHED. WE'VE GOT YOUR BACK!