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Every one of these has happened to me. No more forced memes!
•	Say hi to someone - They don't hear
•	Tell joke in public - Everyone is silent
•	Tell a secret to a friend - They tell everyone
•	With friends - Walk behind them in corridor
•	You pick up your jacket - Everything falls out
•	Girl
Hey guys, Quert here with my final post for two months. Yup I'm taking a long ass vactation. Why? I have finals to study and after that I hand in my computer. That means no more flash drawing for me. Until mid August.
So I decided to go out with a bang for my last post and decided to involve all
Sfiomegle Talk to strangers'.
You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle!
Stranger: 9m You: 9?!?
You: LOL Stranger: Yes.
You: 9 years old?
Stranger: Yes sir.
You: Oh god my sides
Stranger: Whats wrong are you sick?
You:No
You: I've never seen anyone under 13 on here Stranger: Well
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Awkward Things To Do
In a public restroom
PART 3!!
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And. when they look say “Aw dude ur gay”
8* Those pants make your ass look nice.
j|v Ask your friend to call you so your phone rings while you’re standing next to someone at a
OH MY GOD GUYS I WAS JUST THINKING AND YOU KNOW HOW YOU GET GRASS STAINS ON YOUR KNEES AND IT’S JUST GREEN OOZE FROM ROLLING ON GRASS WELL ISN’T THAT LIKE PLANT BLOOD ARE WE JUST ROLLING AROUND IN THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT ARE THEY SCREAMING AS WE BRUSH THEIR CRUSHED BRETHREN FROM OUR ASSES OH MY
Skrillex Uses Satanic and Homosexual Influence to Win Grammys
0 FEBRUARY 12. 2012 8:22 PM <=> 71 COMMENTS
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Skrillex, a Gothic icon and Lesbian fashionista whose name is Latin for “Homosexual Satan Wasp”, is the biggest act
Hey FJ. Hope you like this comic and comp. Enjoy!
One night at a bar
I finally have enough money!
I have enough to start up the ranch I always wanted out west. I leave in a
Well, I wish you the best
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