20 Funny Condom Slogans 1. Cover your stump before you hump. 2. Don't be silly, protect your Willie. 3. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey. 4. If you go into heat, package your meat. 5. Don't make a mistake, cover your snake. 6. No glove, no love. 7. Cloak the joker before you poke