Why Mario Is Best

UGH, A FAT STUPID PLUMBER 15 THE DUMBEST IDEA FOR A VIDEOGAME CHARACTER.
MO DUDE, MARIO IS THE BEST VIDEOGAME CHARACTER...
THIMK ABOUT IT - MARIO'S THE OMLy PLUMBER IM THE MU5HR00M KIMGDOM.
THAT MEAMS HE'5 THE OME WHO IMSTALLED THE PIPES EVERyWHERE AMD TUEVRE TERRIBLE.
BUT THEM THE PRIMCESS IS