OH, HELLO.
YOU'RE SENDING A PRETTY CLEAR MESSAGE RIGHT NOW AND I READ YOU LOUD AND CLEAR.
YOU SHOW UP TO MY HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY, WHILE MY WIFE IS AT WORK AND YOU THINK I CAN'T READ BETWEEN THE LINES?^

I'M FLATTERED, BUT I 'M SORRY,'N YOU'RE BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE. I'M HAPPILY