"Honeeeeey? Your smelly ferret is dry-humping the kitchen table where we eat. Can I turn it into a nice, useful pair of mittens yet?"
I thinke you would need a second one for a pair
FYI, if you click the "response" button instead of adding a new, non-replying comment, I would have gotten a notification you'd said something to me... like the one you're about to get. ;)
I know that, but seems like I didn't hit it hard enough