At an Irish wedding reception someone yelled..
"Would all the married men, please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."
The bartender was almost crushed to death
A NYC Taxi driver wrote:I arrived at the address and honked the horn. After waiting a few minutes I honked again. Since this was going to be my last ride of my shift I thought about just driving away, but instead I put the car in park and walked up to the door and knocked.. 'Just a minute, answered