Cyprus alarm clock. Directions: before going to sleep instead ofptacing mis candlestick on a table, stick It up your ass to the mark indicating the number of hours vou wish to sleep, then lie on your face, light the candle and fto to sleep. Do not fart tn your sleep or you will blow out the candle. / 9gag :: auto :: candle :: nsfw
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