Me and le wife teaching baby derp to talk Baby derp icA Le wife: "Come on derp say Ma-ma!" Me: "Derp say Da-da!" Le wife: "Idk why you're trying, our baby is going to say my name first." Me: "Derp is going to say Dad first. And that's final. " Le wife: "Oh my God no he's not! Blah blah blah