*le fapping when phone rings
"oh crap its derpette!"
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
"OMG HEY! how are you!? what are you doing!?
"... the umitim. . . . saving private ryan."
"OMG THAT MOVIE IS SO GORY BLABLABLABLA SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE BLABLABLABLA-"
"oh, what movie?"
"ummm... shit, shit, shit)
*hang up