This always happens when I want to play
Hey Негр, want to play LoL?
Poorly drawn headset
Poorly drawn computer
Not right now, raiding in WoW
But Herp! we haven't played for weeks!
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Not now. I'm busy
Okay
CB
No
Okay
C0
Calls another mate on skype
Hey Derp! I real I ly need