Details Me: Hey beautiful Her: Wow, thanks. That was unexpected Me: I’m not saying it because it's nice, I’m saying it because it's true. Her: My my, whats
TEXT HER "HEY THERE BEAUTIFUL" POST RESULTS □ Anonymous 03/20/11(Sun)13:06:56 No.317164408 KB, 352x300. Duke Nukem.jpg) Me: Hey beautiful Her: Wow, thanks. That was unexpected Me: I’m not saying it because it's nice, I’m saying it because it's true. Her: My my, whats gotten into you? Youre in a really sweet mood rite now :) Me: I realized It’s time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and I’m all outta gum. Her: You know I have a boyfriend right? Why are you saying this to me anyway? Me: I’ve got balls of steel! Her: lol you probably do cause he'd be pissed if he saw this. Me: I’m an equal opportunity ass kicker! Her: HAHA omg, you’re so weird today. You tell me I'm beautiful and now you're acting all alpha. Me: Balls of steel! Her: Right right. Look, honestly I think you're kind of cute so if you're not doing anything right now, why don't you come over? Just don't tell anyone okay :) Me: Hail to the king, baby Her: lol, just get the hell over here Me: Damn I'm good Did I really just get a booty call from a girl with a boyfriend using Duke Nukem lines? File 1300640816. ÍPQ-Í65 I FUCKING LOVE YOU INTERNET!!!!!!!
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