nintendd3ds. SAFETY MANUAL
DO NOT USE AS A COASTER
YOUR NINTENDO 3DS IS NOT EDIBLE.
DO NOT FEED YOUR NINTENDO 3DS AFTER MIDNIGHT.
DO NOT MARRY YOUR NINTENDO 3DS.
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NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON IT.
DO NOT USE AS A PENIS COVER.
YOUR NINTENDO 3DS IS NOT A PARACHUTE.
DO NOT LET YOUR BLACK FRIEND