"How'd the date go?"
"Not good, she didn't tell me till we got to her bedroom but she has crabs"
GOT IT
Gonna give that bitch some BBC
"WHOA! Uh... lady, you want that back?"
"Nope. It's his now."
"...Fair enough. Wait... when did we decide this crab was male?"
"Because he thinks size matters."
"Not good, she didn't tell me till we got to her bedroom but she has crabs"