You presumed she was cutting trees. My imagination went much darker. "What're YOU staring at? Old boyfriend wouldn't fit into the woodchipper in one piece, so I had to use the axe for a bit. My shirt got dirty, so I took it off. See? Not much of a story there... Unless you want to gamble your life trying to be my NEXT boyfriend? You look... durable."
You will get wood chips in your boobs, put a shirt on smh
My imagination went much darker.
"What're YOU staring at? Old boyfriend wouldn't fit into the woodchipper in one piece, so I had to use the axe for a bit. My shirt got dirty, so I took it off. See? Not much of a story there... Unless you want to gamble your life trying to be my NEXT boyfriend? You look... durable."