Le me, working third shift at Derpmart:
Me: Derpmart, how can I help you?
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Her: Uh, yeah. Do you guys sell diet water?
Me: You want DIET water?
Her: Yeah, Diet water
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Me: I don11 think it says "diet”, but since it's nothing