She just has one the other is a fantasy
20/11/2022, 05:54
Reminds me of a joke... let me see how well I remember it.
Once, in the early 1900s, a sailor had been watching his fellow ship-mates trying to talk up the most attractive woman at a bar, but she shooed them all away like they were boring. He looked thoughtful for a moment, then approached her.
"You know," he began, "I'm not like those other lads. For one thing, I have two penises."
Well, this at least got her full attention. she turned to look at him with plain disbelief. "That's ridiculous! I don't believe you!"
"It's true." He insisted calmly. "I can even show you if you like, but we'd have to go somewhere more private." With that, he finished his drink and walked out the bar's side door, into the alley. After a moment's hesitation, she followed.
"Alright, show me!" She insisted, hands on her hips.
He grinned at her. "Oh, I surely will... but I don't want to bring them out in the cold air for nothing, if you catch my drift."
She did, and with a dubious raised eyebrow, got down on her knees.
Sailor pants of the day didn't have a fly, but rather buttoned up the sides. He unbuttoned one side, reached in, and pulled out an erect penis. "Here's the first little fella! Make him happy and I'll show you his brother!"
So she did as asked, giving the penis a blow job. He wiped himself clean and put the shrinking penis back in his pants, buttoning up the side.
"Now show me the other one." She demanded, skeptically.
Obediently, he unbuttoned the opposite side of his pants, and pulled out a penis again, but it hung limply.
"How come this one isn't at attention?" She interrogated. "That's the same penis, isn't it?"
"Oh no," he replied, "The poor boy's just sulking because he didn't get to go first!"
Once, in the early 1900s, a sailor had been watching his fellow ship-mates trying to talk up the most attractive woman at a bar, but she shooed them all away like they were boring. He looked thoughtful for a moment, then approached her.
"You know," he began, "I'm not like those other lads. For one thing, I have two penises."
Well, this at least got her full attention. she turned to look at him with plain disbelief. "That's ridiculous! I don't believe you!"
"It's true." He insisted calmly. "I can even show you if you like, but we'd have to go somewhere more private." With that, he finished his drink and walked out the bar's side door, into the alley. After a moment's hesitation, she followed.
"Alright, show me!" She insisted, hands on her hips.
He grinned at her. "Oh, I surely will... but I don't want to bring them out in the cold air for nothing, if you catch my drift."
She did, and with a dubious raised eyebrow, got down on her knees.
Sailor pants of the day didn't have a fly, but rather buttoned up the sides. He unbuttoned one side, reached in, and pulled out an erect penis. "Here's the first little fella! Make him happy and I'll show you his brother!"
So she did as asked, giving the penis a blow job. He wiped himself clean and put the shrinking penis back in his pants, buttoning up the side.
"Now show me the other one." She demanded, skeptically.
Obediently, he unbuttoned the opposite side of his pants, and pulled out a penis again, but it hung limply.
"How come this one isn't at attention?" She interrogated. "That's the same penis, isn't it?"
"Oh no," he replied, "The poor boy's just sulking because he didn't get to go first!"
