AGE 4: MY DAD KNOWS EVERYTHING
AGE 6: MY DAD DOESN'T KNOW EVERYTHING
AGE 8: THINGS WERE DIFFERENTIN MY DAD'S TIME
AGE 14: DUDE, MY DAD'S ANTIQUE
AGE 25: DAD KNOWS SOME ABOUT THIS MATTER BUT GIVEN HIS AGE, THAT'S JUST NORMAL.
AGE 35: I'D NEVER DO ANYTHING BEFORE ASKING MY DAD'S OPINION FIRST.