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If the horizon explodes, pull car over to the shoulder until the fiery cloud of death has subsidedIf your car has an erection for more than 4 hours, call a licensed mechanic.If live power lines are flailing about, dont be a pussy, drive under them really fast.If your radio begins emitting intense
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