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TOP 100 FUNNIEST ONE-LINERSHere are the top 14 of the list Click the link below for the full list!I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So i stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.Do not argue with an idiot. He will dr down to his level and beat you with experience.I want to
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TOP 100 FUNNIEST ONE-LINERS Here are the top 14 of the list Click the link below for the full list! I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So i stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. Do not argue with an idiot. He will dr down to his level and beat you with experience. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, li grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling ITT<e the passengers in his car. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. If I agreed with yo^/e'd both be wrong. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. kWe never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. War does not determine who is right - only who is left. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Thanks for Thumb up or down brendeniskooi
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